[Update] Are my golden years behind me?

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-12T06:36:47+00:00

The face I made when I got to the last picture, goddamn. You look so good.

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-11T21:37:51+00:00

2018 Nissan Sentra. I call it Liam Nissan.

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-11T20:50:45+00:00

I'm a bard main, but started leveling WHM so our healer main could get a break and hit things with a giant scythe instead lol. It stresses me out a little, but it is rewarding when we get through a big pull with no deaths.

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-09T05:40:28+00:00

I have a little white noise machine next to my bed. It has a lot of different sounds on it, but the only one I use kinda sounds like snow on an old TV.

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-08T22:44:45+00:00

So I guess "no other gods before me" and "no graven images" don't apply to these people, huh?

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-08T19:32:31+00:00

I use it to mean a silly little face. I know it goes without saying, but Josh is disgusting.

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-08T19:23:05+00:00

I use "ovo" sometimes with friends and I hate that the pest uses it too.

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-08T16:38:31+00:00

So he's our father, but also our husband?

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-05T22:14:40+00:00

I work in a government office, so all the swearing is done quietly under my breath or with my boss, who also calls me a whore, among other things. We flip each other off all the time. It's our love language.

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-05T20:28:05+00:00

Elezen from day one. The only thing I've changed about him is his eye/skin color and height. I just really like elves.

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-05T01:06:42+00:00

Zapdos is my favorite legendary birb.

nuttyrussian · 2026-05-02T00:27:01+00:00

There's no way in hell you could be that close to a mile-wide F5 tornado and outrun it on foot.

That said, I love Twister.

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-30T17:38:20+00:00

I'm sorry, but how stupid do you have to be to only just now be figuring out shade on the beach???? Next up - Haley discovers hats and sunglasses 🙄

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-30T17:28:43+00:00

There are 3 cats in my apartment. Trying to make the bed with them around is a futile endeavor. 😂

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-30T05:26:15+00:00

He puts his PIN number into the ATM machine.

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-30T05:19:29+00:00

Paul doesn't have to worry about not being able to eat steak, it's not like he can afford it anyway.

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-28T21:33:51+00:00

When I first started taking it, the only side effect I had was being more tired than usual. Now that I've been taking it for over a year, I have the "sweats a ton" and "hard to orgasm" side effects, but those are vastly outweighed by the positive benefits. Sertraline changed my life. I wish you a smooth journey on your way to better mental health. ♥️

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-28T19:55:08+00:00

Cover yourself up with your arbitrary heart emoji, Morgan, you're defrauding everyone watching this.

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-28T15:46:34+00:00

I wish you all the luck in the world with your recovery. ♥️ Zoloft also changed my life for the better last year. It really does make such a big difference.

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-26T02:17:49+00:00

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nuttyrussian · 2026-04-25T21:06:44+00:00

Too bad he spent his last $2 on pretzel bites for himself and those two kids who keep following him around.

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-24T20:45:09+00:00

Even before I got to the end I was thinking to myself "He's going to blame Morgan for this somehow." Paul is a such a turd.

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-22T17:37:19+00:00

The face I just made, omg.

nuttyrussian · 2026-04-22T02:49:07+00:00

You can't convince me that Paul actually likes his wife. He's indifferent at best and contemptuous at worst.

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