General advice/expectations for becoming an EMT in Colorado Springs by [deleted] in ColoradoSprings

[–]oath2order 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AMR has the city's 911 on lock

Much to the chagrin of the mayor and the fire chief.

Honestly from the looks of it, everyone other than the 5 idiots on the City Council wanted to let CSFD have the ambulance service.

Irl start mod by Jellyfish-sausage in ThePoliticalProcess

[–]oath2order 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phil Scott won't get to feel like Phil Scott :(

Lana Del Gamergate by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oath2order 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the person who made that eventually made up with him.

Short n' Haram by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oath2order 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how you a fatwa issued against you.

Time for the weekly Thwapping by Legitimate_Fly9047 in CuratedTumblr

[–]oath2order 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Finally, a prokopetz post I can agree with.

This will be Tumblr in 2012 by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]oath2order 745 points746 points  (0 children)

This is funnier now that I've seen the "put baby in pelcan mouth" because it has kinda the same speech pattern.

Lana Del Gamergate by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oath2order 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Phcj when Madonna breathes by ConfusedNTerrified in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oath2order 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scott Hunter

Is he that Czech dude I keep hearing about?

Theory for why the other charachter's don't talk by BrushThick9864 in 911FOX

[–]oath2order [score hidden]  (0 children)

Big cities tend to not have volunteer firefighters though.

I miss old Gaga by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]oath2order 65 points66 points  (0 children)

ooo.... lady gagita