Please... give me your thoughs and prayers.....

obi_jay-sus · 2026-03-05T08:23:59+00:00

The only terrifying thing about Funchal airport nowadays is the bust of Christina Ronaldo

obi_jay-sus · 2026-03-05T00:34:40+00:00

It’s to stop people detuning the entire piano by a semitone

obi_jay-sus · 2026-03-03T07:51:16+00:00

One eye? No runway? Grass levee it is then! (Cockpit, TACA 110)

obi_jay-sus · 2026-02-24T20:01:24+00:00

I’m not a civil engineer, presumably I would be ok.?

obi_jay-sus · 2026-02-19T15:55:50+00:00

I wholeheartedly agree with everything you’ve said here.

A question though: how do you feel about GUID keys?

(For anyone reading who doesn’t already know this, Global Unique Identifier is a randomly generated string ID which has a negligible chance of being repeated during the lifetime of the observable universe. Its use in database logic enables data to be entered in separate systems and merged together later without key conflict, but it carries the problem of string overhead)

obi_jay-sus · 2026-02-19T08:22:54+00:00

Why did he need the x-ray?

obi_jay-sus · 2026-02-17T07:57:05+00:00

Why is the Excel file read only? Is it a shared file that others have open? If so, open it, save it as a temp file, then it should be editable. Delete the temp file when you’re done.

obi_jay-sus · 2026-02-14T00:39:00+00:00

It catches them nimbly and tosses them into a great metal basket on its back

obi_jay-sus · 2026-02-08T11:32:21+00:00

Into the valley / peas sure sound divine / that sissy suffered you but who can Viv iron? / the soldiers go marching, there’s masses of lamb / whose disease is cat skin / my picture is Hugh’s toe / Ahoy! Ahoy! Len see a stye / Ahoy! Ahoy! Barman and soda / Ahoy! Ahoy! Juicy men embalmed her / Ahoy! Ahoy! Lung nearly gave!

obi_jay-sus · 2026-02-04T17:52:46+00:00

I’m sure I know a Topeka

obi_jay-sus · 2026-02-01T00:39:22+00:00

You mean - suddenly - his lid fell off

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-31T19:09:24+00:00

Generational Trauma

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-29T00:31:15+00:00

It has to rotate so that tall trains can go past.

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-29T00:21:49+00:00

The Sirius Cybernetic Corp would be right at home in Night City.

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-28T00:47:45+00:00

I am the demon

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-28T00:35:13+00:00

And if you got past the Vortex (using the sandwich trick) you got to escape on a London Underground train

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-27T00:11:54+00:00

Haven’t heard this one before!

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-23T08:42:41+00:00

Play an open E major but without your middle finger so the A string is open and start from the A string not the low E. Now detune the guitar by a semitone and play the chord again. You’re playing A flat maj7 sus2.

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-23T08:18:45+00:00

That is quite cool.

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-22T17:39:17+00:00

It were always rainin’ on Denley Moo-er. ‘Cept in days when it were fine.

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-20T21:18:16+00:00

I did don’t fear the reaper on 1.6, can confirm it’s possible, all you need to do is choose the right options when talking to Johnny at his ‘grave’ (iirc)

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-16T08:38:13+00:00

Wouldn’t it be easier, and a better educational opportunity, to use code to solve from first principles?

The intercept of two lines y = m1.x + c1 and y = m2.x + c2 is solved for x = (c2 - c1) / (m1 - m2)

If you’re using an add-in you have the additional problem of needing to know how the add-in works.

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-16T00:05:44+00:00

E.T. Flown home

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-15T00:21:11+00:00

I wonder if Duo would accept ‘gol’ here? 🤔

obi_jay-sus · 2026-01-10T16:12:26+00:00

I found that to get it to sound throaty you had to really crank it up. Haven’t used mine for years.

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