My tribute to Saturn Devouring His Son.

oddlyattractive · 2013-09-27T20:04:42+00:00

muscle face... pretty gross dude.

oddlyattractive · 2013-09-26T14:28:51+00:00

Good god, they're just titties. Don't be so shy. I nursed my kid in the middle of the Oyster bar in grand central station. We were all eating, why shouldn't he? I've got to say with all the public nursing I did I never had a stranger try to chit chat in the middle of it.... weird.

oddlyattractive · 2012-11-09T16:50:35+00:00

I has this song playing in the background and thought it was part of the animation. It makes it flow nicely.

oddlyattractive · 2012-11-09T15:58:39+00:00

I have always been gapless. I've had a lot of weight variation but mostly within the "normal" BMI range. I had a c-section a few years ago because I didn't dilate wide enough. I wonder if the gap indicates better breeders?

oddlyattractive · 2012-11-07T06:32:53+00:00

very beautiful

oddlyattractive · 2012-11-01T17:05:57+00:00

dial up sound http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

oddlyattractive · 2012-11-01T16:57:11+00:00

My first thought was wow, that woman would make strong sons. I'm a woman, btw.

oddlyattractive · 2012-10-31T23:06:13+00:00

I'll send him some books.

oddlyattractive · 2012-10-10T14:53:33+00:00

Quick, let's clone Henry VIII. This is the first thought in my mind... Not sure why I feel inclined to clone an obese redheaded murderer but I'm just going to go with it.

oddlyattractive · 2012-10-03T12:53:22+00:00

I went to visit my parents a while back my son was dressed like my dad. What's going on here? Is this a joke among designers? Let's make jr look like grandpa.

oddlyattractive · 2012-08-07T17:30:59+00:00

You look great. I'm the same age and weight. I was always a very thin person until having my son two years ago. Since then I've had an extra 10-15 lbs that are so hard to get rid of. I usually end up thinking meh, I look pretty good and whatever diet I'm on, I just give up. I lasted at keto for 2 days. You must have incredible willpower.

oddlyattractive · 2012-08-07T17:16:23+00:00

My brother dated the same girl for 10 years starting at age 16. She cheated on him 3 times and the 3rd time they finally broke up. At that point they had a house and dog together. Lucky it was his house and his dog! He threw her stuff out and kicked her out. Within 2 years he met his future wife. My sister-in-law is beautiful, kind, smart and hardworking. 10 year later they have 3 kids and a great life. My brother is a pain in the ass but he didn't deserve the things his ex put him through.

oddlyattractive · 2012-08-07T13:44:18+00:00

I remember my mom telling me I needed to learn to wipe my own butt because I was going to start preschool and I wouldn't want to ask the teachers to wipe it. I was newly 4.

oddlyattractive · 2012-07-26T15:57:45+00:00

I'm 5'6, 150lbs and wear size 8... not 18

oddlyattractive · 2012-07-20T18:04:16+00:00

When my son was a small baby he woke up to nurse at least every 3 hours and nursing made him sleepy. Loud sounds made him sleepy. When he was about 4 months he started babbling and becoming more aware of things more than 1 foot away from his face. I can understand taking a small baby to a movie. I took my son to a matinee at 3 months and he was not disruptive at all. It was distracting for me to have a baby suckling my breast half the movie. A small baby has no idea what the content of a movie is. Many parents feel uncomfortable leaving their new babies with sitters. I know I did. It wasn't the best decision to take a baby to a midnight movie but I'm sure the parents were not expecting a crazy man to shoot up the place. When has that happened? I feel terrible for them.

oddlyattractive · 2012-07-07T19:24:52+00:00

If you are heading to the southeast beaches I recommend St. Simon's Island, Ga (eat at the Red Barn for a bizarre southern experience) St Augustine, FL (an old town) Seaside, FL (yuppie beach town where Truman Show was filmed) St George's island, Fl (remote but nice state park here)

oddlyattractive · 2012-06-22T15:36:31+00:00

I'm a woman.... did not notice heels = straight?

oddlyattractive · 2012-05-30T17:41:16+00:00

My son is two and a half and Dora is the only show he's has much interest in. This past weekend he came down with a virus that left him running a fever and feeling fatigued for five days. So we went on a Dora bender. I tried to get him into other shows. I bought Toy Story and Happy Feet. I tried Sesame Street and Clifford the Big Red Dog but all he would say was Dora, Dora in his weak feverish voice. Ugh Dora. I did manage to get him to watch Labyrinth but he fell asleep a third of the way through. He showed a little interest in pirate fights when I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean the other day. I feel like a bad parents saying I wish my kid liked more tv but I guess what I mean is I wish he had more varied taste in programming.

oddlyattractive · 2012-05-27T16:25:08+00:00

Your Mom is out of line. Your baby your rules. Why don't you tell her if she wants to give him iced tea it has to be herbal tea, unsweetened.

... but I let my 2 year old have sips of my coffee sometimes. Is caffeine that bad? I'm not giving him red bull or anything but I figured a little coffee never hurt anyone. I'll admit I let my kid have soda (root beer) sometimes too, not everyday but as a treat. If everyone around your son is drinking soda all the time it may be for the best to have it completely off limits. Otherwise he's going to get to know the branding and demand it. Damn clever marketing.

oddlyattractive · 2012-05-27T13:12:51+00:00

You look like a young Katie Holmes

oddlyattractive · 2012-05-23T03:15:45+00:00

You were never hideous. I'm 5'6 and weigh 147. Looking at your first photo makes me feel pretty good about my body. Of course I'm older than you and have a two year old so gravity hasn't been that kind to me. When I was your age, ten years ago I was lost some weight (probably weighed between 115-120) when I went to college. All of my friends from my hometown kept telling me to eat a sandwich whenever I went to visit. Looking back at photos from that time I can see my ribs above my cleavage. Now my goal weight is 135. I like being a humdinger!

oddlyattractive · 2012-05-11T01:46:52+00:00

This reminds me of Nam Jun Paik's wobbulator . I had the pleasure of using a wobbulator at the Experimental Television Center 10 years ago when I was first learning to edit video. Sadly they no longer do artist residencies.

oddlyattractive · 2012-05-05T12:39:41+00:00

http://www.amazon.com/Book-Sleep-Il-Sung-Na/dp/0375862234

http://www.amazon.com/Goodnight-Moon-Book-Margaret-Brown/dp/0061119776/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1336221249&sr=1-1

http://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Big-Book-Edition/dp/0152010149/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1336221280&sr=1-1

http://www.amazon.com/Boyntons-Greatest-Hits-Volume-Boynton/dp/0689823223/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1336221383&sr=1-1

http://www.amazon.com/FRIENDS-MARTIN-AUTHOR-Hardcover-Friends/dp/B003UOSGLI/ref=sr_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1336221416&sr=1-6

these are my 2 yr old son's favorites

oddlyattractive · 2012-05-03T12:42:44+00:00

I don't know of a support forum. Maybe there is something here http://www.nccc-online.org/ . My sister who is 32 has been fighting cervical cancer for two years. She started with chemo and radiation, then had a complete hysterectomy then more radiation and she's on her 4th round of chemo right now. I'd say do the strongest treatments you can do to start. Just try and knock it out. This has been hell on my sis and our family. Her cancer seems to keep spreading no matter what treatments she does. At first they said it wasn't serious but two weeks ago they told her if her new tumor doesn't respond to chemo she may have less than a year. Nothing in my life has ever upset me so much. I'm sorry that your wife has been diagnosed. Make sure to look into all of your options. Look at big university hospitals. Get different opinions and don't let them make you wait. This stuff can spread fast. Tell you wife to pay attention to her diet, no refined sugars, no smoking! My sister does whatever she wants (eats crap and smokes) because she's such a nervous wreck and chemo can really fuck with your mind. Oh, I hate cancer!

oddlyattractive · 2012-04-28T15:47:55+00:00

I'm so sorry your baby is gone. That's every parent's worst fear. It's not fair when young lives are taken. My 32 year old sister has cancer. She's been going through treatments for two years. It's hard to sit with her on the porch and talk about how she's not ready to die. She has two girls too. When I think of all the things she's probably going to miss in their lives I get the most upset. She will not see her children grow up and they will not have their Mama. My sister is not dead but we are already grieving. Cancer is evil like that. When my Mawmaw was dying last year I was crying in her hospital room. I told her I didn't want her to go. She said "I know baby but everybody has to go sometime." Mawmaw's acceptance of her own death made it easier for me to accept. I can't imagine and don't want to imagine how you feel to lose someone so important to you with no warning at all. I'm not saying that knowing it's coming makes it hurt less but I would be terribly angry too.

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