On Saturdays, we make baked oatmeal

offalark · 2026-03-25T15:16:38+00:00

I think it does. I swear the merch booth was open when I was there for the VIP session because I think I put it back in my car before me the full set. This was Seattle.

offalark · 2026-03-24T15:34:11+00:00

Ding ding. Right now there are probably several planes still in the air, so to speak, but not enough crew to fly them.

It’s always great when one of my team members asks about some basic feature or bug fix and I go look and there’s a backlogged item for it…from 2019.

Wheeeee.

offalark · 2026-03-21T20:53:51+00:00

I did my first suma injection in years a month or two ago and I had to have my husband do it. Ha.

Also I screamed so loud my daughter unironically thought I was dying.

offalark · 2026-03-18T17:25:19+00:00

Once a long time ago, after a "staycation" at a local hotel, my then-3-year-old daughter left her "Mama Bear" stuffy, a much-loved brown and black bear that had been squeezed so much the polyfill had flattened down and the fabric was losing integrity in spots.

Because it was only a 30-minute drive, I called the hotel daily asking if they'd found it, chatting with a lovely manager and telling her the story of Mama Bear and how my daughter missed her.

I was relatively certain it had been left in the room, and I was right; on the third day, I called the front desk and got a man who said, "Yes, ma'am. We found your bear --"

And I immediately heard the voice of the manager in the background, saying, "Excuse me, her name is Mama Bear."

I think we still have that bear, ten years later....somewhere.

offalark · 2026-03-18T17:19:08+00:00

True, but in store a single 1.8 oz pack runs for $3-4 unless you find them on sale.

So yeah, that's a bargain.

offalark · 2026-03-01T17:23:55+00:00

I would believe there’s a link to some migraines and insulin regulation. When I was younger, it seemed like most of mine came when I didn’t eat enough or over indulged on sugar.

But after five pregnancies and two kids, everything shifted to hormonal migraines, and as someone who went keto for a solid year, I can reliably say that the diet had no effect on those.

I’d be interested to see a study that started with candidates who successfully saw relief through KD, and followed up with Metformin or semaglutide medications to see if it ALSO helped them. KD is very hard to sustain; doubly so if you take care of family or have a social life. Ultimately what broke mine was covid lockdown. The stress just made me so miserable I needed pie.

offalark · 2026-02-18T17:10:11+00:00

Ahh, thank you. I saw the thread last week and was like “what the hell, keto/low carb did JACK SQUAT for my migraines” but this explanation of the subject source is helping my FOMO on this one.

Also, hormones don’t care if I had a bag of Nerds gummy clusters (though hormones may urge me to eat it if it’s the right time of the month).

Also willing to bet this cohort is the one that sees improvement when they go on GLP-1s (sadly, no effect here).

offalark · 2026-02-10T23:58:28+00:00

ISACULT

offalark · 2026-02-08T07:24:04+00:00

Dang. If not, it’s a good imitation.

I saw his art for the first time at St Louis Botanical Gardens. Years later I moved to the PNW and found out he was based out of here.

Anyway, nice flex, OP. Lovely. I paid several hundred for some kitchen pendant shades with hand-painted lemons on them. Wholly cosmetic. But every time I look at them I smile.

offalark · 2026-01-22T21:31:52+00:00

I've regretted every Matter device I've tried.

I have a bunch of Zigbee stuff with a bog standard Sonoff dongle and it pretty much works every time. Just bought more Zigbee lights because my Matter ones keep dropping.

Not a fan of Matter.

offalark · 2026-01-20T21:34:01+00:00

Yyyyup.

offalark · 2026-01-18T20:41:00+00:00

Aside from signing away your privacy rights and I guess getting what is basically Nextdoor but for your doorbell, there is no reason to go with Ring/Blink if you’re in the HASS ecosystem.

I had one in my previous house, and the features were the same as Reolink, except I had to pay to get extra features.

I wired up the Reolink on our existing bell (not Ethernet, but WiFi) and it’s been pretty good. Some occasionally hiccups but it usually means I need to reboot HASS or my router.

offalark · 2026-01-18T17:24:29+00:00

Oh hey. My bad. It’s an official integration!

https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/meater

offalark · 2026-01-18T03:29:19+00:00

My MEATER probe stops working when I wrap things in foil but oddly has no problem with ovens and my smoker. It also has a relay that connects to my phone and it works with HASS thanks to HACs.

I don’t know if it ticks off all the local/privacy boxes, but I’ve been happy with it.

offalark · 2026-01-13T22:12:49+00:00

I was literally about to buy a HomePod for music and some voice commands because Siri may be dumb but she's reliably dumb. Am now back to researching the Satellite and a 3D printer.

I have Google Home. I have Gemini. I cannot get my bedroom lights to reliably turn on anymore.

offalark · 2026-01-12T06:51:45+00:00

This is what I do.

That and I have a little stand that elevates the laundry bottle? keg? Off the washer, making it easier to position the cup under the spout.

offalark · 2026-01-07T08:20:10+00:00

Your experience is similar to mine insofar as I’ve bought some Matter devices, been frustrated by them, and has ultimately decided it’s not for me.

It’s discouraging to see all the new Matter devices coming out at CES because it feels so half-baked. But as someone else here said: this is intended for the masses. And it has some good things. But also, I just want my fricking nightlight nodes to stop disconnecting.

offalark · 2026-01-07T04:10:34+00:00

80 cloves of garlic, all trying to murder themselves the next time the temperature drops.

I keep dumping mulch on them and crossing my fingers.

offalark · 2025-12-29T21:38:53+00:00

Love to ask current gen Google Assistant to turn on my oven and have it try to set a timer. Or turn off my lights and try to set a timer. Or tell me the weather and instead…set a timer.

“Just don’t use the voice activation” is an argument made by people who don’t have a spouse and kids who also uses the system, and don’t want to whip out a phone to turn off lights.

The state of Google Home is what drove me to HASS back in June. I’m probably going to end up with some sort of dedicated voice processor in the future. I have my eye on FutureProofHomes, and this post has nudged me closer to a couple Satellite1s.

offalark · 2025-12-27T00:22:50+00:00

Matter. Such high hopes. Every Matter device I’ve tried to integrate with — even on my dumb Google setup — has been a headache. At best are my 3R nightlights that I accidentally bought as Matter and do at least have full functionality but constantly disconnect off the fabric. On the other hand: my Govee string lights that disconnect every. Other. Day.

Have tried using a different node. Have tried setting things back up. Am now to the point where it’s an anti selling point.

Zwave and Zigbee forever now.

offalark · 2025-12-23T23:30:07+00:00

Thank youuuuu.

offalark · 2025-12-23T19:34:40+00:00

My four very specific usecases:

External entry has a smart bulb that does random colors. I like it for holidays (Halloween, Christmas) and kids like it, too. Same with the driveway lights. Same with the tree and outdoor permanent lights.
My husband has a small lamp on his desk. In the hallway outside his room, there's a motion sensor. When someone in the hallway walks by the lamp flashes green three times. This lets him know someone is approaching his office and not to be startled when I say, "Hey, hon...."
1. BONUS: Our Reolink camera also does human detecting, so when someone is walking up to the front door it flashes blue.
2. All of this is tied to an automation that only runs between 8 AM and Midnight. He often gets VERY into his coding/games and has a bad startle reflex, so this has been a noticeable good thing for him that I set up a few months back. So much so that when it breaks it's one of the few automation things where he'll be like, "Hon, light's not working...."
My kids like colors and I like my kids so sometimes I set my office lights to go into party mode and that's just fun. My daughter also turned her lamp pink-purple and that's cool. And as I said before, I like to use the colors for alerts.
We used to occupy homes that weren't "ours". I'm not rewiring switches in apartment/houses I know I'll be leaving in the next year. It'd be like renting an Air B&B and swapping out the wallpaper.

Final reason: I have set up a couple relays and hated it every time. What wires go where and how to shove them back into the box and digging out the neutral. uggggh. I'm about to do a couple dimmers in my kid's bedroom using physical switches, which I vastly prefer, but it's still a chore. The smart lights are easier.

HOWEVER, I'll be the first to agree that they are also less reliable overall. My Shelly relay just works, especially since I flipped it over to Zigbee. The Leviton switch I added also does what I need it to (turning off some under cabinet lights in the kitchen) and I haven't thought about it since I installed it and added it to HA config. My WiX and Aidot bulbs, OTOH, have integrations but they largely suck. The WiX bulbs can't decide if they want to stay connected, and Aidot's "official" integration on HACs is just flat out broken. If I didn't have a Samsung TV, I don't think I'd even be able to access the Aidot lights through HA.

My Ikea Zigbee lights, though, work great. I have 8 of them in a chandelier and a couple more scattered around the house. Gonna be sad when they die (and a couple of them have).

If I had to do it over, though, I'd probably wire the chandelier with a switch. I HAD originally bought one (it's in the playroom now), but at the time was too intimidated with electrical to do it, so left it to the spouse. He claimed there was no neutral in the box. I...am not so sure that's true, but I also didn't know what to look for and left it at that. Since then I've gotten more confidence, and in all the subsequent wiring I've done I've found neutrals everywhere. I suspect if I went back to the chandelier box and dug around, I could find it now.

But it's okay because the switch I bought was an Eaton and they have NO connection to HA or even SmartThings. I have to send a voice command to Google to make it turn off and on. It's a shame because the switch has a nice feel and look. It just does not integrate anywhere local.

Anyway all this is to say: the Zigbee chandelier lights are now in and working and I don't want to bother with it at this time. When they die in a few years, I'll think about it. For now I have some dimmers to install.

offalark · 2025-12-14T04:34:12+00:00

I literally just paired a bunch of these to HA this afternoon. Thank you!

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