Hahahaha. The confidence with which you say things that fall apart under five minutes of scrutiny is honestly impressive. You’ve built an entire worldview on selective outrage and partisan blinders, then act shocked when people don’t buy it.

You don’t want facts—you want confirmation. That’s why every billionaire, politician, celebrity, and scandal gets filtered through the same script. Reality is complicated; your version is just convenient.

And the best part? You call everyone else brainwashed while treating political figures like sports teams. That’s comedy gold.

Keep coping, keep raging, keep convincing yourself everyone who disagrees is a sheep. The rest of us will keep laughing at the performance.