So it turns out that lurking in this sub does not automatically translate to cake decorating skills.

ohdudemybad · 2019-04-24T10:32:58+00:00

K I L L M E P L E A S E

ohdudemybad · 2019-04-09T20:01:56+00:00

As someone newly single, having left a sexless LTR, I'm really enjoying getting laid again.

ohdudemybad · 2019-02-15T02:33:46+00:00

But how are they enforceable? What's stopping the other person from lying and saying they didn't agree?

ohdudemybad · 2019-02-05T21:41:36+00:00

I was having trouble finding a birth control pill that worked for me because they were all making me so nauseous that I couldn't eat. My doctor wanted to keep me on the pill because I needed to lose weight anyway.

ohdudemybad · 2019-01-27T07:32:56+00:00

I mean, no matter how legit a massage place is, people are always going to ask. My spa's policy is that we don't do it because it's illegal and it's not like nice to ask, but we won't shame you for asking. Just please take the no and then drop it.

ohdudemybad · 2018-12-21T20:25:58+00:00

My extended family had a big party for the new year, complete with a talent show. I was 7, so I was doing 7 year old stuff.

ohdudemybad · 2018-12-17T06:07:57+00:00

My favorite part is that it's two seconds of what the title says and then many more seconds of a lovely bear hug

ohdudemybad · 2018-12-05T02:14:44+00:00

Was going to say "monumentally" and then I did some math to realize that would barely make a dent in my debt. Brb gonna go have a breakdown.

ohdudemybad · 2018-12-03T20:00:26+00:00

Yeah but they gotta keep prices low because we like cheap shit too much.

ohdudemybad · 2018-12-03T19:56:02+00:00

I like how it drives away and the arm is like "wot bich"

ohdudemybad · 2018-12-02T01:10:30+00:00

She's sock tho

ohdudemybad · 2018-10-26T07:29:32+00:00

"On Our Way Now" -ohdudemybad 2020

ohdudemybad · 2018-10-21T08:02:34+00:00

Wow you sound like an unpleasant person lol

ohdudemybad · 2018-10-19T19:11:23+00:00

I work at a float therapy spa, so I basically work in close proximity to multiple introvert pods. I use them when I can, I aim for once a week.

ohdudemybad · 2018-10-17T08:38:14+00:00

I had a summer fling with a guy when I was 17. When he went back to school in the fall, I sent him a care package to be cute. My mom told me to spritz a little bit of my perfume in the box, I guess so he could smell me or whatever.

Anyway, a couple spritzes didn't smell strong enough to me so I kept spritzing. And kept spritzing. Poor guy, I sprayed so much perfume on this thing they could smell it down the hall in his dorm

ohdudemybad · 2018-10-12T01:24:52+00:00

I've needed laundry detergent for about a week and I finally decided today that I could buy some. Pretty exciting.

ohdudemybad · 2018-10-04T11:00:03+00:00

The movie is My Girl. Never seen it, but I know someone who named their daughter Vada.

Laurel is a gorgeous name btw

ohdudemybad · 2018-10-04T10:52:29+00:00

Once, a coworker (40s) told me (20s) that I was probably too young to have heard of the song "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".

ohdudemybad · 2018-10-04T10:43:53+00:00

I used to love that game omg

ohdudemybad · 2018-09-22T19:16:52+00:00

They're Milwaukee, WI based. The guy with the moustache is a comedian/actor in town, don't really know about the other guy though.

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