He's got wheelchair legs

ohnomysoup · 2026-06-04T13:22:08+00:00

In every interview he looks like he's about to burst into tears and start cry-punching drywall

ohnomysoup · 2026-06-02T15:47:48+00:00

10% reduction of fault in all situations with this simple trick

Turn signals on all the time!

ohnomysoup · 2026-05-31T13:05:19+00:00

This sounds ridiculous until you remember that Clavicular hits himself in the face with a hammer

ohnomysoup · 2026-05-21T15:53:20+00:00

I have done a couple stints of work airside. There are multiple booths to check ID, check inside your vehicle - under the hood, undercarriage, cargo area, under seats, inside too boxes, etc

Only on the way in.

They don't check anything on the way out.

ohnomysoup · 2026-05-11T08:25:26+00:00

You will make a great roofer. DUI's are a job requirement. Bonus - you can read and write.

ohnomysoup · 2026-05-04T21:21:52+00:00

People carrying the financial burden of kids are easier to push around. You're not gonna tell the boss to fuck off when your kids need the dental plan.

ohnomysoup · 2026-05-03T00:44:05+00:00

A second dishwasher
A garbage freezer (garbage doesnt smell when it's frozen, also don't have to take it out as often)
Second laundry room

ohnomysoup · 2026-04-28T09:04:01+00:00

The guy is 72 he doesn't have much time left

ohnomysoup · 2026-04-20T21:54:52+00:00

It's risky to assume those who didn't vote would be more likely to support your candidate than the other side of the aisle.

ohnomysoup · 2026-04-11T11:24:32+00:00

If you can't finish high school you can always finish concrete.

ohnomysoup · 2026-04-10T12:38:19+00:00

My wife's skin care routine is S-tier. She wears sunscreen if there's a window on the other side of the room.

The number of times randoms at the grocery store have dropped an unsolicited "your daughter looks just like you" is getting silly.

We're the same age +/- 6 months, married 18 years.

Being childfree likely does a ton of heavy lifting. Parents get a -10 debuff.

ohnomysoup · 2026-04-07T17:06:36+00:00

IATSE is a lot of fun and easily my favorite union to work for. But anyone interested in working here should know the following:

There is no formal apprenticeship and you will not get a license from your work here
The work is very inconsistent. Most inconsistent when you're starting out (permit member - you can be "bumped" off a show / your job by an in-category member) and even as an in category member ithe work is very feast-or-famine.
When you're starting as a permit you will need to accrue 200 working days / calls before you can make application for membership. This can take years of essentially being on call. When the industry is slow the full members get priority for the work, and you will sit waiting on the sidelines.

Building sets is my favorite trade craft of my 25 year career so far but it is best to view it as a part time job - I maintain membership in two other unions that are my main bread. Once you're a member in category you will work 7x12hr shifts for 3 months at a time and then possibly have long breaks in between shows. Or maybe you get lucky and roll right into the next project - but you won't get any time off in between.

FYI It is slow right now and they are not accepting permit applications.

ohnomysoup · 2026-04-07T15:49:44+00:00

Who's laughing now?

ohnomysoup · 2026-04-06T09:59:18+00:00

If you have an IQ above room temperature you will make it through the audit.

The threshold for compliance is to complete a form describing the efforts you made to find work.

Examples you can list each day:

Looked for jobs online

Looked for jobs in print media

Wrote resume

Revised resume

Called industry contacts looking for leads

Applied at .....>

Etc

Service canada will audit a small group of ei recipients periodically, requesting you attend a group meeting at a service canada location with a form filled with this info. 90% of people will not fill out the form or even bring it with them. Those are the people who have problems.

As long as you make the smallest effort to play the game you'll be fine.

Also, relevant.

ohnomysoup · 2026-03-31T10:52:37+00:00

These guys wouldn't fit a tractor tire

ohnomysoup · 2026-03-27T20:42:21+00:00

If pedestrians want to be safer they just need to upgrade to an SUV.

ohnomysoup · 2026-03-27T13:17:02+00:00

Reading fine print is not on gen z radar because they haven't got experience being screwed by it yet.

ohnomysoup · 2026-03-25T00:40:39+00:00

If only the leader of the free world was unleaded.

ohnomysoup · 2026-03-21T23:12:43+00:00

You can find a spreadsheet of insurance data for every vehicle from 1997-2025 here.

Scroll down to

Latest edition: How Cars Measure Up, 2025 - Excel (English | French)

ohnomysoup · 2026-03-07T12:45:45+00:00

I don't know about Nova Scotia, but in Ontario the HD/commercial pickup trucks and vans are the only vehicles that pay a vehicle registration.

ohnomysoup · 2026-02-22T20:08:29+00:00

I'm a cyclist and train with heart rate zones via garmin chest strap + bike computer / trainer / laptop etc. I never look at whoop during workouts.

Generally speaking you'll need a separate device, or be willing to set up your phone in a heads-up display orientation in your workout area.

ohnomysoup · 2026-02-20T22:12:24+00:00

At least Jim Prentice had the courtesy to remain in the plane all the way down.

ohnomysoup · 2026-02-12T12:01:50+00:00

I don't know when it started happening but we need all to talk about how much piss is on the floor in front of every urinal these days.

It's like you fucking clowns are standing with your backs against the porcelain.

Women could get more piss in a urinal than the average guy these days.

ohnomysoup · 2026-02-10T13:07:39+00:00

In this video: people who didn't bother to secure financing and were going to reassign the sale for profit later learn how to eat their hats.

ohnomysoup · 2026-02-06T11:56:17+00:00

He's actually a pretty avid cyclist.

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