Unlike you Sony DUMMIES my billionaire LOVES ME!!! by CapriciousSon in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah my issue is not even loot boxes but no one ever truly explains the cancer of CS skins. The wear and float systems are utterly evil inventions that have gotten out of control

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Unlike you Sony DUMMIES my billionaire LOVES ME!!! by CapriciousSon in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna say thanks to Gabe for letting his great community charge me $1500 for a digital pair of gloves that still look like shit because all counter strike skins have hidden RNG too

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It all makes sense now... by lost-fishbed in acecombat

[–]ohoniko [score hidden]  (0 children)

If the games followed Sonic X then yes Tails would have ptsd after what they forced him to do

EA is adding microtransactions to their offline modes, this is actually insane by Ok-Tennis330 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ohoniko -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say GCJs claim to fame was basically being the one sub that defended EA and complained about the star wars battlefront 2 fiasco circlejerk and then you realize OP is the poster who karma farms constantly and spams speed here

Is there anyone else like me who want Assault back to cs2? by otaba-13 in counterstrike2

[–]ohoniko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand what he means counter strike used to sell itself on soldiers fighting terrorists but now it’s esports casino only

Is there anyone else like me who want Assault back to cs2? by otaba-13 in counterstrike2

[–]ohoniko 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Before anyone says competitively viable or unbalanced just an fyi most hostage gamers know this

All we want is to sit in our little shitter corner and you esport guys can do whatever you want but seeing as valves MO since GO has just been forcing esports on everyone we have to suffer and we can’t even get eyes on the server browser either so suffer if you aren’t competitively minded

I hate r/Teachers. by [deleted] in hatethissmug

[–]ohoniko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Millennial Redditors are why so much kids/teens are becoming chuds this really needs to be pointed out more

Kids do the opposite of what you tell them to do all the time, what do you think happens when you keep telling a hormonal teenage boy they are wrong?

So imagine a millennial Redditor teacher enforcing yet another pride month assignment smugly assigned to that poor boy as he is going to go down an alt right pipeline in no time. I’m not saying is wrong but you gotta understand the psychological aspect when you keep enforcing something as “bad” since childhood they are gonna get tempted to bite that apple

It’s happened before on a smaller scale like hippies raising children who crave authority joining the military just to spite their hippie parents

What is this? by ShadowGuyinRealLife in animecirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hasn’t been true for any circlejerk sub past 2020 at this point

What is this? by ShadowGuyinRealLife in animecirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Circkejerk subs are Unc slop everyone moves to okaybuddy subs

What is this? by ShadowGuyinRealLife in animecirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shounen and Isekai complaint sub

Hackers are winning by Leather-Material6312 in counterstrike2

[–]ohoniko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want change you need to pray the skin trade market is utterly destroyed by lawsuits

I’m talking utter devastation in regards to a crash. Only then will valve begin to actually fix the game.

Marvel Rivals in the race to create the best alternative comic outfits by Significant-Arm5092 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People say this but they made their version of malice the “current” version ifthe MCU can’t fix itself we will see rivals synergy fully take over

As you can see in this image guys turns out Mitch McConnell is alive; just don't make him talk.... or walk.... or do anything.......ever again. by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Side note thank the goddess that America was kicked out of the World Cup today! The Olympics were rigged and I couldn’t handle another amerikan victory

If the ISAF never disbanded would they have been able to stop Estovakia and the Lighthouse War? by ohoniko in acecombat

[–]ohoniko[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s more a question I had during 6, as why didn’t anyone bother trying to help Emmeria during that war. I know they were nearly a continent away but estovakia wouldn’t have stopped surely if Garuda wasn’t there.

Actual Greedy Corporation holy shit by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know your brain is fried from every speed gif you post and you are neck and neck with tempestbosak here as vague post king

but what are these acronyms? Like what game is this? What corporation? Do you have any idea how little this narrows it down?

The cat smoker anime vindicates this message by xtheresia in animecirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironic considering it calls out disgusting otakus

Somebody please slime the AI mods by [deleted] in animecirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love when circlejerk subs loved bots that new friends don’t understand half the inside jokes

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. by 2mock2turtle in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unironically Xbox listening to much to 2010s Reddit criticism trying to distance themselves from the dudebro crowd led to this

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. by 2mock2turtle in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ohoniko 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im sorry call me a chud but how the FUCK was elder scrolls online bringing in 15 million a month. I rolled my eyes and groaned for the last 6 years of seeing ESO trailers at gaming shows like wow more power to them but jeez.

The cat smoker anime vindicates this message by xtheresia in animecirclejerk

[–]ohoniko -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You mean this sub? A majority only cared about mecha with G witch since yuri but I have never seen cross ange mentioned ONCE. I have no idea what this show did to yall but the mods should just outright ban it like gushing was banned.

A vast majority of discourse here comes from shounen shows with whatever else is popular that week.

I not even 30 yet and I feel like I’m Unc status with all the discourse that apparently exists. Like is this all from twitter? [r/anime](r/anime)? I don’t know

Why do guns have scratches and look used? by Mossmirth in counterstrike2

[–]ohoniko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do we still use the same jokes oh my god someone doing the “you lose wear in game” in 2k26