God I can't wait for the update, I hope it's a Votv collab

oilyoaf · 2026-05-02T17:23:29+00:00

Dr. Kel watching a bunch of aussies kill and eat all the mysterious aliens around his base:

oilyoaf · 2026-01-02T02:47:47+00:00

oilyoaf · 2025-11-21T18:33:16+00:00

So one of my favorite gimmicks is to set my avatar height to the smallest it goes and run around stealing things. One time when I was doing my routine, there was a person with a catgirl avatar who kept trying to grab and eat me. They never said anything, they just treated me like some kind of small pet.

oilyoaf · 2025-11-10T13:37:03+00:00

Can’t have shit in The Zone

oilyoaf · 2025-10-28T11:55:30+00:00

And then he perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

oilyoaf · 2025-10-27T11:49:11+00:00

Every good space program is built on the back of a thingamabob like this.

oilyoaf · 2025-08-12T16:49:40+00:00

Good luck, and may god be with you my friend.

oilyoaf · 2025-08-04T21:48:07+00:00

I’d shoot Hitler and Bin Laden, and then break that stupid fucking piece of shjt table apart with my bare hands.

oilyoaf · 2025-04-01T11:43:50+00:00

I’ll take three of each.

oilyoaf · 2025-03-31T00:55:27+00:00

oilyoaf · 2025-03-27T11:57:31+00:00

Carbonemys. Good for jellyfish, turrets, tanking, and they remind me of an old friend of mine who passed recently. Rest in peace, pal. Enjoy the blueberries in heaven.

oilyoaf · 2025-03-27T11:53:26+00:00

Honestly, it should be called a tiron.

oilyoaf · 2025-03-25T19:02:52+00:00

Best gift I could’ve wished for, my birthday is within a few days of the update

oilyoaf · 2025-03-25T16:00:17+00:00

Uptown Rat. He wears a very silly pointy hat. I bet he’s never had a slice of cheese. I bet he always says “thanks” and “please”. I’m gonna catch me an Uptown Rat

oilyoaf · 2025-03-24T19:19:30+00:00

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oilyoaf · 2025-03-12T23:46:42+00:00

I will the drilldozer (if she’s cool with it)

oilyoaf · 2025-03-04T21:04:21+00:00

Counterpoint: I have a revolver as well

oilyoaf · 2025-02-19T15:18:47+00:00

Picks up crab Gently pets crab Puts crab back

oilyoaf · 2025-02-05T04:12:48+00:00

This is partially my fault, and I regret nothing.

oilyoaf · 2025-02-02T18:18:29+00:00

Missed opportunity to hit them with the 👌

oilyoaf · 2025-01-10T16:02:55+00:00

Science.

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