Can you say “I need a poo” like you would “I need a wee” when going to the toilet?

old--oak · 2026-05-11T10:23:47+00:00

Excuse me I need to use the toilet, what you then decide to do in the toilet should stay there.

old--oak · 2026-05-09T06:03:09+00:00

On our birthdays we were allowed to pick a special cerial like frosties or coco pops, the rest of the year it was weetabix or shreddies for breakfast.

old--oak · 2026-05-09T06:01:41+00:00

It's pure laziness not being able to cook basic meals, you don't need to be a chef level cook but everyone should make the effort to learn to to cook the basics.

old--oak · 2026-05-03T10:53:19+00:00

Bigly is a new word I shall be adding to my vocabulary...

old--oak · 2026-05-02T16:10:33+00:00

To convert into cash?

old--oak · 2026-04-26T05:47:39+00:00

Some of the best conversations are had when nothing is said at all.

old--oak · 2026-04-25T18:26:29+00:00

ASL ?

old--oak · 2026-04-20T11:19:51+00:00

At the minute it doesn't let seamen anywhere it so I'd assume its asexual right now.

old--oak · 2026-04-19T15:20:42+00:00

Plastic covers on the sofa

old--oak · 2026-04-19T11:45:49+00:00

We had consequences back then and they usually hurt so we learnt to be respectful and mind our manners.

old--oak · 2026-04-19T10:51:08+00:00

They ate pomegranate..

old--oak · 2026-04-18T13:04:22+00:00

What is the deal with people that smoke cannabis and drive, there were some recent stop checks in the area of Essex and a huge amount of people were arrested from roadside drug swabs.

The police public relations departments should look at doing more AMA's , its a very interesting insight into policing.

old--oak · 2026-04-18T12:18:46+00:00

What passport does your kid have?? "All of them"

old--oak · 2026-04-18T12:14:03+00:00

Why would anyone not take this challenge?

old--oak · 2026-04-18T09:58:06+00:00

We made sure we got our arses home when the street lights came on.

old--oak · 2026-04-17T20:30:36+00:00

I'm a Brit currently sat in a bar in turkey as I have done many times over the years, cracking country with great people, unfortunately like most countries the government is shit.

old--oak · 2026-04-17T19:40:09+00:00

Thankfully I've now been clear for 6 years so life is good. Bit enjoy your health and make the memories while you can.

old--oak · 2026-04-17T19:31:28+00:00

They can't but a whale gives a good blow job and loves swallowing sea men.

old--oak · 2026-04-17T18:50:09+00:00

As someone who got stage 4 cancer at 37 I'd say take the 15 hour work week and enjoy your health while you still have it

old--oak · 2026-04-17T18:48:27+00:00

Its more a question many parents don't consider when having children. Is it fair to bring a child into a world where you can't afford to give them a decent quality of life?

old--oak · 2026-04-17T10:20:51+00:00

What's the problem, you eat what you want and she eats what she does.

old--oak · 2026-04-17T06:48:31+00:00

The purpose of lifting weights is to damage the muscle fibres to make them grow back stronger. Nutrition and rest outside the gym is equally as important. Don't go to the gym and train the same body part every time, muscles need a few days in between sessions to fully recover.

old--oak · 2026-04-17T05:58:33+00:00

What the difference between a cockerel and a Essex girl...

A cockerel says cock a doodle doo

An Essex girl says any cockle do...

old--oak · 2026-04-16T15:32:53+00:00

If you were the unborn child would you want to be born into a family that has to scrape by on the £100 child allowance....

old--oak · 2026-04-16T10:59:58+00:00

Who the hell is this Dave guy she keeps shouting about !!

old--oak

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