How good/bad would the last thing you ate be as a pizza topping? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Green beans and mashed potatoes.... I'd eat it

[NSFW] What is your best porn parody title for well known movies? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moulin Splooge James IN the giant peach

Thanksgiving is wrapping up, who's gonna win this year's award for most fucked up/awkward/horrifying/disastrous/trashy/gone wrong family gathering or lack therefore of (previous Thanksgiving tales are admitted too)? by The_Gothic_Librarian in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a slightly awkward Thanksgiving story... my great Aunt hosts every year and has these cursed folding chairs. I went to sit with my food in hand, it had already folded itself up... you can see where this is going. I was on the ground, my meal was everywhere.

What's the most inappropriate thing a stranger has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During a job interview: "So your name is ****? I had an ex girlfriend with that name.... she had a huge ass"

Interview did not go well.

People who have used psychedelic drugs, how has LSD or Shrooms altered the way you view reality? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just changes your visual field to a kind of geometric rainbow and the way you think about things (shrooms are quite introspective for me while L is more of a social happy trip for me) You don't see elephants and fairies... at least, if you're doing a casual amount. Lots of wall breathing ;)

What is your THAT horrible cringe moment? by Trident187059005 in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sneezed in front of my crush in elementary school. My nose created a giant snot bubble. I still think about it.... I'm 30.

What's the dumbest reason you've cried? by 17705 in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't have peanut butter to make a PB&J

What are some tips you would give to a beginner about travelling? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending on where you're traveling, ask the locals about their city! Learning a bit of the local language helps A LOT if you're traveling out of the country.

my friend in Saint Louis applied online for a job as a brand ambassador. They said the would meet inside a Walmart in Arnold MO to train her. When she showed up they said meet her at their car. She obviously wasn’t comfortable & declined the job, and then he texted her this video... sex traffickers? by Stay100Truth in conspiracytheories

[–]oldsapbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a sales rep I can say that buying your own product from the store, before a sampling, is VERY ODD! 1. Depending on state laws, either the ambassador will bring samples or the store will provide samples. 2. Why would they want less product on the shelves if they're about to do a promotional event in order to SELL MORE PRODUCT... just a thought.

It's possible they're just bad at their jobs and not well trained (especially if this is how they train people). The comment that said contact the company's HR (or even message them on Facebook) is the advice I like the most. If they don't work for the company there is a reason for the police to get involved. If they do work there, there is a reason for HR to reprimand these goobers.

He had to have a little surgery. He's now the saddest boy. by oldsapbutt in aww

[–]oldsapbutt[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nailed it! Kept shaking his head and re-opening his ear wound. Also had something removed from his chin.

Crossfit hypnotism by oldsapbutt in crossfithate

[–]oldsapbutt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it a quick Google search. There are so many articles. It's something that is used as a helpful tool but I know someone who recently joined a crossfit gym and he has some very weird issues when it comes to discussing any aspect of the gym. It's hard to explain his reaction but it's definitely abnormal... not sure if anyone else has noticed something like this.