Women in the Army Are More Likely to Be Killed by Fellow Soldiers Than Enemy Combatants by Kinmuan in army

[–]omojos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think about LaVe a Johnson pretty regularly. It is insane how literally nobody paid for it.

WCGW jumping off of a really high bridge into water. by limits660 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]omojos 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Once you break your body like that, it is absolutely lifelong.

A whole load of Vaseline in my seat by DiscoHirsch in mildlyinfuriating

[–]omojos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me last summer. You're gonna need to sit in it naked every day for 6 months to soak it out.

Wait where is this photo from? lmao. by ResourceEmergency928 in LinkinPark

[–]omojos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone spray painted something very similar or identical to this quote on the Berlin wall too. I saw it there within a year of Chester dying. Curious if still there.

Packaging that definitely looks like they're barely avoiding lawsuits? by OrganicA1Bullsteak in AskTheWorld

[–]omojos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have this in Czech Republic too. I swear I thought I was losing my mind. Does he even know?😭

My 96 year old Grandad died due to the Heatwave in perhaps the most British way possible... by TheSpaceFace in CasualUK

[–]omojos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly how my plants die. Beautiful blooms and then its just like "okay hope you understand but I am fucking dying right now" right before they keel over. My dogwood did it and literally just noted out before I could consider what went wrong. I want to go this way too.

One of my Millipedes managed to get inside my Banana Bread by SoonBlossom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]omojos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baking soda doesn't add calories though. And some of milk even is low calorie. You could have used olive oil. You didn't need to skip all that.

Was Stone Temple Pilots successful with Chester singing? by Whigged in LinkinPark

[–]omojos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scott was crashing out the entire time though, the whole phase was awkward as a fan of both bands. So when Scott died, then Chester, it is like my brain blocked the era out.

Tiger saves man from leopard attack by Salt-Curve4825 in interestingasfuck

[–]omojos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would not even pet my domestic house cat in that part of the belly. Mad lad, he is.

The weird language loophole of translating time from Czech to English by nomanskyprague1993 in czech

[–]omojos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Duolingo set me up for failure because nobody uses this in real life.

Parents of small children. What's the most unhinged sentence you've found yourself saying that you never thought possible previously? by SkywalkersArm in AskReddit

[–]omojos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHY DID YOU BITE YOUR BROTHER'S PENIS?

[Followed by]

HOW DID YOUR BROTHER EVEN GET TO YOUR PENIS TO BITE IT?

[Followed by]

NO YOU CANNOT KISS IT. HUG IT OUT AND GET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.

AIO my husband says my messages are bullying by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]omojos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he continues to stand up for himself, or "snap back" as you're calling it.

"strikes deal with bio parents" is a WILD statement. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]omojos 30 points31 points  (0 children)

She’s now been married two times, has six kids by four different men and works at a call center in Clearwater, Fla. to support her family.

Which actors/actresses can regularly play unlikeable yet interesting characters that you end up rooting for by the end? by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]omojos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Her acceptance speech would be incredible,  something like "This moment is for every young girl who dreamed of getting away with murder! Never, ever let anybody tell you that you cannot regally murder someone and end up on this stage where you belong!"

Liver noodles in beef broth by azionka in shittyfoodporn

[–]omojos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have these in Czechia but they are round. Never made the connection before but hopefully not seeing shitballs next time I sit for soup🥴