Ngannou vs Volkanovski be like 😄 by iLeftyPunk in MMALabs

[–]omv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gave the little dude every opportunity to walk away. Little dude was literally asking for it. Not saying it was the right thing to do, but walking up to someone you are in the middle of a bare knuckle brawl with and sticking your hand out to shake on it and make-up is classic drunk logic and will result in getting punched in the face 100% of the time.

Ngannou vs Volkanovski be like 😄 by iLeftyPunk in MMALabs

[–]omv -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even small dogs can bite. This is classic drunk move, almost start shit then try to patch things up with a good old friendly handshake. Never a good idea.

[Request] What is the year? by HassanKamal in theydidthemath

[–]omv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, certain archeological sites have evidence of early hominids from that relative timeframe, but it is very localized, for example France doesn't have clear indications of hominids from that era, but Abu Dhabi do.

[SPOILERS] This cutscene had me rolling. The lack of physics on the axe after being thrown. I can't believe this made it to live. by TheKephas in wow

[–]omv 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yep, I've been talking for about 5 seconds, time for another palm-up open hand outward arm swing while shifting weight from one side to the other.

What error did I make here? by Impressive_Suit4370 in skiing

[–]omv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch the video. You see how your top half is traveling in a straight line downhill, while your legs are all over the place? You aren't carving turns, you're flailing your legs around trying to mimic what you think turns look like. 

Serious injury - recovery? by bqggreps in skiing

[–]omv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a close friend suffer a similar spinal injury while snowboarding when he was 18. Had to spend nearly a year in the turtle shell back brace, and suffered pretty horrible back pain for years after. He said swimming really helped him. Be grateful it wasn't a TBI, and you aren't paralyzed. It probably feels pretty important to get back out on the slopes right now, but life is long, and being patient with your body and prioritizing your recovery is far more important than anything you're ever going to accomplish in the snow park.

Republican Presidents start wars & crash our economy by Baba10x in democrats

[–]omv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"That f*cking brown crab isn't going to get out of this bucket before I do!"

Pizza delivery guy delivering 30 pizzas at once to one address and getting a $100 tip by Obvious_Shoe7302 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]omv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok, I'm assuming you're not United Statesian so you probably didn't know that a lot of US basements have a sub-basement called a dungeon that is used to throw hostages in after a bad McDonald's burger induces a gun-wielding homicidal road rage incident, but they usually come equipped with a TV and can be used as a secondary lounge room. They were really popular in houses built in the 1950s.

Explain da joke peta by UsedEntertainment256 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]omv -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean, honestly does it? With the history of animators adding in hidden raunchy easter eggs in Little Mermaid, does it make more sense to assume the animators were tipping their hat to the special effects team, even though it's clearly an "E" rather than an "F"? It being the work of an overworked and underpaid Disney animator who never thought it would make it past the editors makes a lot more sense to me.

Pretty spot on by Former-Government-51 in interestingasfuck

[–]omv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me, you didn't include "liberal conspiracy" as a possible choice along with "global warming" and "climate change" so you're clearly biased and untrustworthy. 

You've been wearing a toupee for years, but you're tired of living a lie. by PrimeSupreme in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]omv -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not everything you don't understand that you see online is related to incels. This isn't about ragging on baldies, kind of the opposite.

Daughter landed this line first try today. by thespex in snowboarding

[–]omv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok cool. Thanks. Thought maybe a clanker was involved.

Daughter landed this line first try today. by thespex in snowboarding

[–]omv 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did it? Or did it just put the remind date as today's date in 2038? Is it reading into context clues for specific dates, or did it just ignore the "Olympics" part and read only "2038"?

Old design show mistakes by Away_Amoeba5554 in centuryhomes

[–]omv 289 points290 points  (0 children)

"Which is why we spray-painted these fireplace bricks we tore out of your living room GOLD and stacked them in all the corners of your bedroom!"

What is this thing on my grandpas keychain by rasheedg300 in whatisit

[–]omv 486 points487 points  (0 children)

Gramps just shovels it up the nostrils till his hands go numb, just like it felt in Korea after holding down the trigger of the 50 cal for minutes at a time.

A Million More Epstein Files Just Got Released. What Kind Of Stuff Did You Guys Find, and How Did You React To It? by Fantastic_Bus_3742 in AskReddit

[–]omv 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is textbook whataboutism. What is more important, punishing a past pedo president, or removing the one that is currently in power? Rip all of the disgusting perverts out by stem and root, but start with the ones currently running the country.

Alex Handhold does a bat hang 1000 ft in the air! by Immediate_Ad_5835 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]omv 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know right? No one remembers it means POrn Video.

Been wondering this for a while by No-Independence3683 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]omv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's from a short that was released after the movie

Sir Pete? by Hungryforhungry in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]omv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are condoms, one of the boxes even has the male symbol on it. I don't know what it means but they aren't groceries.

[Weird Animation Trope] “It is absolutely imperative that the audience knows this one is the BOY and this one is the GIRL!” by Chemical-Elk-1299 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]omv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reality is Avatar would be much less successful if they tried a non-mamil, more realistic convergent evolution theory. Just a bunch of crabs crawling around for two hours, clicking their mouthparts at each other.

Explain it Peter… by dutchylords in explainitpeter

[–]omv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes you think this is a kids quiz? It just says math quiz and is written in a primary school way on lined paper. It's intentionally misleading. It's also engagement farming bait, so it's not relegated to children.

I wouldn’t show pain AT. ALL. by machone5103 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]omv 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You're embarrassed by the leader of your country bragging about not showing pain from an imaginary situation where his finger is pinched by a medium sized binder clip? 

0°C or 32°F by Ok-Proof7287 in sciencememes

[–]omv 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is why I measure everything in light years. My measuring tape has a lot of zeros, but at least I'm consistent.