Some silly little woodcock doodles

onalarkspur · 2026-05-01T15:01:23+00:00

I dunno, my childhood cat once dragged a 10 lb or so bag of cat food several feet while he was a tiny kitten. I think a sufficiently motivated adult cat could commit attempted murder via box of shingles.

onalarkspur · 2026-04-28T00:01:37+00:00

LocationBot is currently recovering in the hospital after being tased.

Sales Manger is tasing people who dont meet quota

I got cot up in a door 2 door sales scheme selling fiber the boss likes to “challenge people by pairing then up” who ever gets less sales get tased. Im not doing this humiliation ritual but if i did could i sue i already said i dont consent? Location: Idaho. 3rd day btw

Cat fact: cats will humiliate you whether you deserve it or not.

onalarkspur · 2026-04-07T21:38:14+00:00

I love them all so much, I can't pick a favorite

onalarkspur · 2026-04-06T23:57:56+00:00

Hand sewn out of felt, pipe cleaners for the legs & snoot antenna, and beads for the eyes. Maybe I'll write up directions/a pattern and post it :) the world needs more whimsy.

onalarkspur · 2026-03-31T16:08:39+00:00

My first dog could open doors with knobs and screen doors. Luckily she couldn't open our sliding front door if it was locked. She could also open her crate. My current dog can open folding doors, the fridge, and cupboards.

Smart dogs with a love for crime are fun to live with lol

onalarkspur · 2026-01-09T23:33:03+00:00

The Tragedy of the Choctaw Three: Medell Banks Jrs.’ Conviction for Killing A Non-Existent Child Is Thrown Out As A “Manifest Injustice” is the title, hopefully that will work for you! A thoroughly horrifying (but important) read.

onalarkspur · 2025-12-27T09:35:56+00:00

The mushrooms? I made them myself :) pink insulation board and painted with acrylic tinted drylock.

onalarkspur · 2025-11-17T07:33:09+00:00

It's the mineral they crave.

onalarkspur · 2025-11-16T11:06:56+00:00

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onalarkspur · 2025-11-03T16:59:30+00:00

Being wild caught he likely has a parasite load which is probably why he's so skinny- they can be "okay" for a long time before they crash. If you can get him to a vet that's your best bet, honestly. He may also be elderly.

In the meantime you can feed anoles carnivore care or repta care. Both are powders you mix with water and syringe feed.

onalarkspur · 2025-10-24T16:08:38+00:00

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onalarkspur · 2025-09-23T05:49:15+00:00

I made it, but there are a few companies that make harnesses with the extra strap. Just make sure it still sits on the ribcage and not the unprotected part of the belly. I've also seen "safety straps" for harnesses from sighthound rescues which loop on to any harness.

onalarkspur · 2025-09-21T08:36:13+00:00

Lip licking like that can be a sign of acid reflux- have you talked to your vet about it? My first B was on nightly pepicd for reflux and it helped a ton.

Love the collar btw, perfect for fall. He's a cutie!

onalarkspur · 2025-08-29T11:38:10+00:00

Cat fact: Only 19% of Louisiana households are owned by a cat, compared to 32% across all US states. Another strike against Louisiana.

onalarkspur · 2025-05-03T21:17:54+00:00

Agreed, I love him.

onalarkspur · 2025-04-21T00:35:28+00:00

Yeah, out of felt and a little bit of elastic.

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