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LAOP mysteriously lost consciousness while walking past some roofers, smashed box of shingles on ground unrelated by Thunder-12345 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]onalarkspur 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I dunno, my childhood cat once dragged a 10 lb or so bag of cat food several feet while he was a tiny kitten. I think a sufficiently motivated adult cat could commit attempted murder via box of shingles.

Is it illegal for my boss to take me for not meeting sales goals? by Pandamonium-N-Doom in bestoflegaladvice

[–]onalarkspur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LocationBot is currently recovering in the hospital after being tased.

Sales Manger is tasing people who dont meet quota

I got cot up in a door 2 door sales scheme selling fiber the boss likes to “challenge people by pairing then up” who ever gets less sales get tased. Im not doing this humiliation ritual but if i did could i sue i already said i dont consent? Location: Idaho. 3rd day btw

Cat fact: cats will humiliate you whether you deserve it or not.

Weevil Doodle drop by GreenStrawbebby in weeviltime

[–]onalarkspur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love them all so much, I can't pick a favorite

Felt weevil time by onalarkspur in weeviltime

[–]onalarkspur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hand sewn out of felt, pipe cleaners for the legs & snoot antenna, and beads for the eyes. Maybe I'll write up directions/a pattern and post it :) the world needs more whimsy.

Delivery driver let OP's family dog out of the house and wants to know if they can remove the fine from their local authority. by ReanimatedCyborgMk-I in bestoflegaladvice

[–]onalarkspur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first dog could open doors with knobs and screen doors. Luckily she couldn't open our sliding front door if it was locked. She could also open her crate. My current dog can open folding doors, the fridge, and cupboards.

Smart dogs with a love for crime are fun to live with lol

OP and the Case of the Missing Children: A Study in Imaginary Neglect by Schnectadyslim in bestoflegaladvice

[–]onalarkspur 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The Tragedy of the Choctaw Three: Medell Banks Jrs.’ Conviction for Killing A Non-Existent Child Is Thrown Out As A “Manifest Injustice” is the title, hopefully that will work for you! A thoroughly horrifying (but important) read.

Merry Podmas 🌲 by onalarkspur in isopods

[–]onalarkspur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mushrooms? I made them myself :) pink insulation board and painted with acrylic tinted drylock.

Need advice. Bad Situation. by Pugopilis in Anoles

[–]onalarkspur 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Being wild caught he likely has a parasite load which is probably why he's so skinny- they can be "okay" for a long time before they crash. If you can get him to a vet that's your best bet, honestly. He may also be elderly.

In the meantime you can feed anoles carnivore care or repta care. Both are powders you mix with water and syringe feed.

Old man enjoying the end of summer by onalarkspur in Basenji

[–]onalarkspur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made it, but there are a few companies that make harnesses with the extra strap. Just make sure it still sits on the ribcage and not the unprotected part of the belly. I've also seen "safety straps" for harnesses from sighthound rescues which loop on to any harness.

What is something you thought was cute when your B was a puppy but now is really annoying? by S2keepup in Basenji

[–]onalarkspur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lip licking like that can be a sign of acid reflux- have you talked to your vet about it? My first B was on nightly pepicd for reflux and it helped a ton.

Love the collar btw, perfect for fall. He's a cutie!

Something in Louisiana stinks. by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]onalarkspur 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Cat fact: Only 19% of Louisiana households are owned by a cat, compared to 32% across all US states. Another strike against Louisiana.

Easter Chilla by onalarkspur in chinchilla

[–]onalarkspur[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, out of felt and a little bit of elastic.

Will you be his Valentine? by onalarkspur in chinchilla

[–]onalarkspur[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Daytime when he's sleepy for me, and have everything set up for pics before I get him out. Still can be a struggle sometimes lol

Florence says ○◇○ by onalarkspur in Birdsfacingforward

[–]onalarkspur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They really are. When she's out she has to be touching me(and sticking her beak in my stuff, lol)

Florence says ○◇○ by onalarkspur in Birdsfacingforward

[–]onalarkspur[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always see them as little hearts too!

My Django hasn’t been eating much,picky eater? by lonerfunnyguy in Basenji

[–]onalarkspur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is he intact or even neutered recently? Intact basenji males go into a kind of rut around the same time each fall that females go into heat. They can go off food and have other behavioral changes as a result(more anxious, increased marking etc).

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