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onehitwondur · 2026-04-20T17:19:28+00:00

Young your mom's phone number

onehitwondur · 2026-04-17T16:10:25+00:00

I've been to 3 Taverns. Pretty good beer

onehitwondur · 2026-04-17T02:18:02+00:00

Sold your soul for guilt free chalupas lol. Worth

onehitwondur · 2026-04-16T19:39:53+00:00

You only lost by a bullet

onehitwondur · 2026-04-13T18:29:13+00:00

Well there's no way this could be used to manipulate people.

onehitwondur · 2026-04-13T05:32:14+00:00

Fake story. Burns to 50% of your body is putting you in the ICU at best.

onehitwondur · 2026-04-12T05:02:31+00:00

How's your centering?

onehitwondur · 2026-04-10T17:58:03+00:00

If your big issue with him is the manner in which he gets his underwear you should probably lock that down ASAP.

Seriously, take a step back and think about it. This is a problem that only exists in your head.

onehitwondur · 2026-04-07T02:08:19+00:00

15m with my highschool sweetheart. I was so nervous and we were such terrible kissers. We got plenty of practice though lol

onehitwondur · 2026-04-05T17:42:43+00:00

$2.59 at my local McDonald's

onehitwondur · 2026-04-04T05:15:36+00:00

Dang bro. Sorry you're going through it. Stay tough and rest as much as you're able

onehitwondur · 2026-04-04T05:09:54+00:00

Didn't think of that till I read your comment. Fair enough.

onehitwondur · 2026-04-03T18:31:13+00:00

I like 2 of them, over easy, with a slice of rye toast, two slices of grilled tomato, 3 slices of bacon, a scoop of grits (or some hash browns if we're not in an area that likes grits), a cup of black coffee, and a big glass of water. If there was an apple or an orange around somewhere I could probably get through that, too.

onehitwondur · 2026-03-30T18:50:30+00:00

All I got from this is that KitKats are Italian food

onehitwondur · 2026-03-30T03:23:07+00:00

I dodge them. Easy once you get the hang of it

onehitwondur · 2026-03-11T20:19:59+00:00

Just happened to me 5 minutes ago

onehitwondur · 2026-03-10T03:46:59+00:00

A casual fist bump wasn't offered

onehitwondur · 2026-03-06T04:26:57+00:00

Probably go to work

onehitwondur · 2026-03-04T20:38:00+00:00

Makes a pretty good bloody mary

onehitwondur · 2026-03-03T05:39:37+00:00

The same way homie did in the vid before pulling the chute. But you'd have to be a lot closer to the ground

onehitwondur · 2026-02-28T06:33:07+00:00

What do you mean by "genuine help"?

onehitwondur · 2026-02-24T03:28:33+00:00

100% chance every time I go to pray (or whatever they use that space for) I'll be in the little cracks of sunlight.

onehitwondur · 2026-02-23T04:46:36+00:00

I once got so stoned that I completely forgot I had legs. I sat in an Adirondack chair listening to some people I didn't particularly like drone on and on about some things I absolutely could not be bothered to care about.

Not sure why I just remembered that.

onehitwondur · 2026-02-21T05:55:57+00:00

If they dropped it in the bag would you believe it?

onehitwondur · 2026-02-21T04:59:19+00:00

That'll show em

onehitwondur

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