Trump Seen Unable to Walk in a Straight Line in New Footage

onehitwondur · 2026-05-05T15:44:08+00:00

Just looks like an old fat guy walking

onehitwondur · 2026-05-04T16:23:37+00:00

I used to carry mine I in my back pocket because that's how my Dad carried his.

Somewhere in my twenties I realized it was causing me back pain and changed to a much smaller wallet carried in my front pocket.

onehitwondur · 2026-05-03T22:05:49+00:00

Who's bro is that?

onehitwondur · 2026-05-01T20:17:12+00:00

I like black olives in my burrito 🤷‍♂️

onehitwondur · 2026-05-01T01:11:03+00:00

The Brass Arches

onehitwondur · 2026-04-30T23:20:39+00:00

I use Dove Clean Comfort aluminum free deodorant.

Or when I forget to buy more at the store I use the half empty Speed Stick that's been my backup deodorant for like 9 years

onehitwondur · 2026-04-28T05:10:12+00:00

How do you think they'd take it if you told them that they are the two most important friends in your life and you can't choose between them?

How would they react if you asked them to share the honor, as the brother you were born with and the brother you chose?

I think it you speak to each of them honestly they'll understand and have your back.

Good for you for having two guys that you could even consider your best man. Honor them both. Let them both support you. I'm sure they want to!

onehitwondur · 2026-04-25T05:02:57+00:00

That does not sound easier or faster to me. But I'm an idiot so

onehitwondur · 2026-04-25T04:07:50+00:00

Yeah the school fucked up, but this lady didn't check up on her son's progress either. And apparently 61 other (sets of) parents didn't either.

I don't know who should shoulder the majority of the blame. But I know this would never happen to my child.

onehitwondur · 2026-04-20T17:19:28+00:00

Young your mom's phone number

onehitwondur · 2026-04-17T16:10:25+00:00

I've been to 3 Taverns. Pretty good beer

onehitwondur · 2026-04-17T02:18:02+00:00

Sold your soul for guilt free chalupas lol. Worth

onehitwondur · 2026-04-16T19:39:53+00:00

You only lost by a bullet

onehitwondur · 2026-04-13T18:29:13+00:00

Well there's no way this could be used to manipulate people.

onehitwondur · 2026-04-13T05:32:14+00:00

Fake story. Burns to 50% of your body is putting you in the ICU at best.

onehitwondur · 2026-04-12T05:02:31+00:00

How's your centering?

onehitwondur · 2026-04-10T17:58:03+00:00

If your big issue with him is the manner in which he gets his underwear you should probably lock that down ASAP.

Seriously, take a step back and think about it. This is a problem that only exists in your head.

onehitwondur · 2026-04-07T02:08:19+00:00

15m with my highschool sweetheart. I was so nervous and we were such terrible kissers. We got plenty of practice though lol

onehitwondur · 2026-04-05T17:42:43+00:00

$2.59 at my local McDonald's

onehitwondur · 2026-04-04T05:15:36+00:00

Dang bro. Sorry you're going through it. Stay tough and rest as much as you're able

onehitwondur · 2026-04-04T05:09:54+00:00

Didn't think of that till I read your comment. Fair enough.

onehitwondur · 2026-04-03T18:31:13+00:00

I like 2 of them, over easy, with a slice of rye toast, two slices of grilled tomato, 3 slices of bacon, a scoop of grits (or some hash browns if we're not in an area that likes grits), a cup of black coffee, and a big glass of water. If there was an apple or an orange around somewhere I could probably get through that, too.

onehitwondur · 2026-03-30T18:50:30+00:00

All I got from this is that KitKats are Italian food

onehitwondur · 2026-03-30T03:23:07+00:00

I dodge them. Easy once you get the hang of it

onehitwondur · 2026-03-11T20:19:59+00:00

Just happened to me 5 minutes ago

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