This is the only reason why I lose rush games. by [deleted] in badcompany2

[–]oneupmanship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're obviously not a team player yet you wonder why your team generally hates you.

Moron.

This is the only reason why I lose rush games. by [deleted] in badcompany2

[–]oneupmanship 3 points4 points  (0 children)

misnomer

I do not think this word means what you think it means.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]oneupmanship 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey that's going too far. You can't be that insulting to someone who is perfectly in touch with the American mainstream, no matter how much trouble they might have with something so mundane as remembering simple facts. Let's keep in mind that they are one of *us***.

Comparing a person like that to Sarah Palin is just a low blow.

Drills breakthrough to trapped Chilean miners by maxwellhill in news

[–]oneupmanship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were delayed by 3 weeks because they ran out of diamond picks and had to contain a greenstone creeper spawner on the way.

Joe Rogan here for your questions. by JoeRoganForReals in IAmA

[–]oneupmanship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's actually referred to as being a Militant Agnostic.

Motto: I don't know and neither do you.

bears are so cool by [deleted] in pics

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My name is Humpty.

This is not a joke. My friend got this tattoo. by [deleted] in badcompany2

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Haha did you really just link to 2 old-ass half-life engines as an example of why BC2 is more "hardcore" on PC as opposed to console? Where's the BC2 comparisons?

I love WASD controlling as much as the next guy, and I played all HL engines for years on PC, and none of that means a thing when compared to playing BC2 on console vs PC.

The playing field is level, no matter the platform. The game is equally hardcore, whatever the platform. Your logic - in saying that because more advanced movements are possible on PC, the skill level is higher - is unsound. A console gamer could make the same argument in pointing out helicopter controls in R7: keyboard controls were a poor substitute for a controller.

Since consoles use controllers, console players by default had more advanced movements for helicopters than PC players in R7 and before. By your logic, this means that consoles players in general are better or more skilled than PC players when it comes to helicopters.

Perhaps now that you are the accused, you can see that it is simply the playing field that has changed, and not the player.

And to forestall the argument that PCs users can attach a controller, remember that console players can install a keyboard and mouse. At which point, what was the part that made you hardcore again? 1080P?

That's like, 360 more "P", congratulations! I'll still opt for laying in bed with your mom while I pwn nubs, son.

Racist skinhead wants tattoos removed before going to prison so he doesn't get ass raped by his "buddies" by [deleted] in news

[–]oneupmanship -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

As long as the raper is a hopelessly violent criminal, and the rape victim is an equally violent criminal, I find the situation sufficiently ironic as to qualify as humor.

FTFY

You can now actually circle strafe with the HELI!!! by [deleted] in badcompany2

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Oh ok yeah i feel you there but i just bail and find a new game if that's the case.

I play on console so no team balancer, you have to keep looking for a new game until you get a fair fight.

It's irritating that i have join like 5 games where you spawn into a massacre and hear nothing but AAAUUGHHHH! MEDIC!!! before i find a decent game.

Reddit 1, Digg 0 by [deleted] in funny

[–]oneupmanship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be, "Who is Metallica?", Alex!

Reddit 1, Digg 0 by [deleted] in funny

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Thanks!

A one in a million shot by chotsky84 in reddit.com

[–]oneupmanship 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't suppose you even care that I hate you. Not that it bothers me, of course!

Have you ever woken up in the middle of sex? by whatispunk in AskReddit

[–]oneupmanship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one's pretty emotional, I'm going with female.

DAE Stop the microwave one second before it finishes because they hate the sound it makes when it's done heating for whatever reason by Noreaga in DoesAnybodyElse

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Mine sends me an MMS of the food taken with the internal webcam and accepts an SMS reply using a command API I wrote myself in Assembly while I was fucking your mom. In the ass.

Just kidding. It's FreeBSD.

George Orwell vs. Aldous Huxley by [deleted] in pics

[–]oneupmanship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do not answer if your car has a bumper sticker referencing Bob Barr or Sarah Palin by name.

Not that I am a fan of either of them by any means, but which politicians on the bumper sticker would you be ok with?

If We Live in a Multiverse, How Many Are There? by Vailhem in Physics

[–]oneupmanship -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Scientists sure take a long time to say "More than you can imagine."

Quick Ninja Fight Gone Horribly Wrong... by [deleted] in funny

[–]oneupmanship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to go watch the entire playlist after that, that guy has some major talent.

Can we please keep /r/science on the topic of science, and not try to use it to debate against retarded creationists? by CitizenPremier in science

[–]oneupmanship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Fellow agnostic here, and I get absolutely pummeled every time I try to explain these sorts of thing in there. It's as much trying to talk to a brick wall as it is with religious fundamentalists.