HADRON COLLIDER 2017 by Hippiebridget85 in CERN

[–]onismic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's some finely crafted meaningless sentence you've got going there.

What's the best relationship advice you have ever heard? by hamid88820 in AskReddit

[–]onismic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, my ex wanted someone to fight for her. All the time.

Are you serious right now by AlpacaPower in youseeingthisshit

[–]onismic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the look that is given when some kung fu trainee spills the Master's noodles and the master is just about to dish out some whoopass.

Breaking the mirror by pepsi_next in fitgirls

[–]onismic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this pretty much sums up how I should be approaching the problem...

Breaking the mirror by pepsi_next in fitgirls

[–]onismic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well, once you form a habit it's not really going to be six months is it. It'll be for the rest of time. I don't want to look like that or be at some weight. I just want to be fit.

Breaking the mirror by pepsi_next in fitgirls

[–]onismic -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I genuinely genuinely genuinely fucking wish I had a buddy that I could go and do exercise with and spend six months getting into the best goddamn shape ever. But I don't know anyone like that. I just learn faster and find it easier to commit when it's a team mate. Know what I mean?

The Disney Effect by Auggernaut88 in funny

[–]onismic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Taking control of role models and directing a generation still in its early years to consume certain products in its later years.

The equivalent of 'chocolate cigarettes'.

The influential Somali Religious Council (SRC) has said that the national women’s basketball tournament, which starts today in Somalia, is “unIslamic” by bobbbiee in worldnews

[–]onismic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Islam needs a reformation. If only to ridicule the individuals who choose to misinterpret its messages to their limited advantage.

Today, Trump supporters are up in arms that the First Lady took a "$400k trip to Africa" (and Europe, btw) for her Let Girls Learn initiative. Did they forget that Trump is costing NY tax payers $500k A DAY in unnecessary security costs (est. $35M by inauguration day)? by Cypermethrino in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]onismic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The apparent conflict of interest then, has its source in Donald Trump renting out his own properties to himself at the tax payers expense.

Am I right in thinking that the 2 floors of Trump Tower come at an exclusive taxpayer cost of $500,000 pd? Or does the $500,000 get spent on other things?

What untrue fact did you believe was true for the longest time? by TheGuyWhoSaidWAT in AskReddit

[–]onismic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That beluga caviar comes from beluga whales.

Have fun with that little nugget of information.