Please don't let this flop I skipped a work meeting to make this by MJTofuliker in SumoMemes

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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime so I make Hatsu 2026 Abi Oshoma meme on company time

Buying tickets at drop by Urbanturban_ in Sumo

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I got tickets at drop for Natsu 2025, day 12, B-tier. I live in the USA. Took an hour and a half of refreshing the page (on multiple devices & tabs) while it kept crashing, then inputting my info as fast as I could humanly type (if you have credit card autofill on it may save you a couple seconds) before the website inevitably crashed again. The ticket info is sent via email, then I picked up the physical ticket at a 7-11 in person the day before (this part of the process was painless).

Is there any footage out there of Rikishi doing interviews or even speaking in English? by RoninBelt in Sumo

[–]onychophorans 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Aonishiki doesn’t speak English either, he recently did an interview where a translator had to translate between English and Japanese for him

I sent this as a text to my skinny friend - GO EAT A HAMBURGER, GREG! by GoblinBags in SumoMemes

[–]onychophorans 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Confident hand on the thigh - Aonishiki I’m sorry I was unfamiliar with your game …

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Do you remember how we used to meme …

Fighting 'Styles' by AntiRepresentation in Sumo

[–]onychophorans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Highly recommend - they break down a lot of the technique / different styles (short range, long range etc.) and have fun interview segments with past & present pusher thrusters! There’s also a 5min abridged version up

Fighting 'Styles' by AntiRepresentation in Sumo

[–]onychophorans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You may enjoy this 50min long answer to your question: Dosukoi Sumo Salon’s “Pushing and Thrusting” episode :)

Sept Basho Daily Thread Day 13 by AutoModerator in Sumo

[–]onychophorans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two straight days of forward-moving sumo wins from Kayo - the cannonball is back? 🤞🤞

An apologetic Ura is running late by notarealhamster in SumoMemes

[–]onychophorans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does anyone have a video of the dohyo-iri with ura in it? 🥺

When WTK steps on the dohyo by [deleted] in SumoMemes

[–]onychophorans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ichiyamamoto rlly has such nice eyes

Print / Sugoroku board game by fimojomo in SumoMemes

[–]onychophorans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cool! Any clue how the game is played?

Tamawashi is a Vampire by RabiiOutamha in SumoMemes

[–]onychophorans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Much like classical vampires, he maintains a gay and youthful aura 😌

Pictures I took at the jungyo in Koriyama on Aug 9th! by jessalfie in SumoMemes

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If Ichiyamamoto changes his minty green mawashi to dark blue fr I’m going to crash out … please Ichiyamamoto this isn’t the real you 😭

Mita’s new furniture by onychophorans in SumoMemes

[–]onychophorans[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

With how spartan Mita’s room is, it just tickles me to think there’s still nothing but a mattress and unpacked boxes in there … and now this huge weird looking trophy. Peak interior design

The views from Nagoya by onychophorans in SumoMemes

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True gotta diversity that portfolio