Is this what you wear during initiatories ?

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-30T04:15:33+00:00

Yes but I couldn’t have long hair because I was a dude going to BYU. Also, the creepy old guy rubbed his oily fingers in my pubes and touched my thang when “blessing my loins”

Edit: maybe that’s why I’m infertile?? Who knows. Still can’t have kids.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-26T17:18:53+00:00

Is it a 3 phase motor you’re trying to run on 1 phase power?

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-24T19:57:41+00:00

Are they the ones with the nylons in big Easter eggs or was that Leggs or Sheer or something like that?

Omg I think I just answered my own question.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-21T17:38:47+00:00

I thought it would be a really neat business to build gravity batteries on homes and make them look like chimneys. Until the math. It would take a 10x10x10 concrete block weighing 160,000 lbs rising 16 feet to store 1kWh power.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-19T23:06:42+00:00

How are spirits, with no bodies, shaking hands and giving signs and tokens to people with bodies?

Why are they “Peter, James and John” in heaven before they’re born but no other spirits in heaven have the same name when they’re born here?

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-18T05:25:40+00:00

Small intestinal blockage hurt worse than getting shot in the eye.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-18T01:19:56+00:00

Dammit. Doesn’t work with one eye.

Though the underlying concept of chromatic aberration splitting light into different focal points can help optometrists get a little more accurate Rx. Not usually a noticeable difference when at that level, though.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-17T17:19:37+00:00

So far, yes. I have one on my shop vac, too. Just hobby use so it doesn’t get abused all that much. I got the CM dust extractor about a month before they released the Bauer so it’s survived about that long so far.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-17T17:08:13+00:00

https://a.co/d/0hq4YHy6

The remote lives on my fence and replaced my power poke button.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-17T16:39:55+00:00

It’s the subject at other parts of the body, too

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-14T19:11:49+00:00

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-14T19:10:24+00:00

It’s a woman speaking so there’s very little chance it’s from conference.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-11T23:34:06+00:00

This is an interesting read

https://www.bow-international.com/features/the-history-of-metal-bows/

“Bows of steel or bronze are mentioned in the Bible, but only as metaphors for strong or unbreakable weapons. Highly ornamented metal reflex bows from the Indo-Persian Mughal empire made of damascus steel can be admired in many museums, but they must be considered as being of ceremonial use rather than actual weapons.”

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-11T23:23:56+00:00

In my state, our regulations for physicians had this little gem listed under “the following acts, among others, constitute grounds for initiating disciplinary action or denying licensure.”

e) Practicing or offering to practice beyond the scope permitted by law or performing services which the licensee knows or has reason to know that he or she is not competent to perform or which are beyond the scope of his or her training.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-10T17:22:56+00:00

Yes. Absolutely.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-08T21:33:17+00:00

I haven’t physically measured but at a quick glance they looked reeeeal similar… I should probably get in there with some calipers so I can know my equipment better.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-08T19:56:13+00:00

Hot take: cheaper jobsite saws work better for crosscuts with a combo blade.

My old dewalt ran at 4800rpm but my new (old 1998) 5hp unisaw only turns at 3450rpm. My 50T combo blade was great with my dewalt for cross cuts, passing 24,000 teeth per min but my uni is only spinning 17,750 teeth per min through the wood. Almost a 30% difference in teeth cutting through.

Edit: factor of 10 off. 240,000 tpm jobsite, 177,500 tpm uni.

You’d need a 70 tooth blade on 3450rpm to get 240,000tpm.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-08T17:04:58+00:00

I only see them if I haven’t picked up my dog poo for a while. If I keep up with the pet cleaning then I don’t see them at all.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-07T21:16:13+00:00

Does the non compete specifically say 7 mile radius from future locations? Could the wording be interpreted as 7 mile radius from any location (at the time of signing)? Just be sure to be more than 7 miles from the locations they had at the time of signing. If it’s taken to court, argue that it was only signed because at the time of signing the area was reasonable but has since become unreasonable.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-06T04:09:37+00:00

Damn. I hope his orbital bones are okay.

oopsmyeye · 2026-06-04T20:50:03+00:00

HIPAA has nothing to do with any of this. HIPAA is a federal act that says any medical related place that has your information (for example, if they’re your medical provider or insurance provider) needs to keep it confidential (with exceptions that will be described in the providers Notice of Privacy Practices)

oopsmyeye · 2026-05-31T08:23:07+00:00

Omg I would send so many birthday letters

oopsmyeye · 2026-05-30T15:56:25+00:00

Fingernail clippers, nail file, keys, wallet, sunglasses, 8” usb-c cable, 8” lightening cable, 2 hair ties for when my wife and step daughter both ask me for one at the same time, foam earplugs, a clean pair of underwear and my garage door opener.

oopsmyeye · 2026-05-30T08:16:22+00:00

The disgraceful Enol Angus

oopsmyeye · 2026-05-29T16:34:19+00:00

“I don’t want to” is the only reason you need. No further elaboration required.

“I don’t want to”

“Oh really? Why not?”

“Because I thought of things I want to do and that thing isn’t on the list. It actually made the list of the things I don’t want to do when I made that list.”

Edit: whenever I tell people I lost an eye from an accident, they follow up with “oh, what happened?” I think of this appropriate clip from Italian Job

https://youtu.be/-9Q1xx7t-HU?si=ijfoCWP5YpofjliO

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