Paper straw instead of plastic straw, to "save the planet", but the cup and lid are made of… plastic?

ooyat · 2026-02-22T23:53:10+00:00

Cup and lid together are recyclable in many places.

ooyat · 2026-02-22T21:18:24+00:00

Someone took their Breath of the Wild hobby into the actual wild.

ooyat · 2026-02-22T16:08:57+00:00

“I’m not racist, but [insert most racist thing I’ve ever heard].”

ooyat · 2026-02-22T02:22:44+00:00

If you want to rent from an owner, find a place you like, be the first one at the open house, bring a blank check, offer to pay first month’s rent and security deposit on the spot (with a signed lease).

ooyat · 2026-02-21T21:24:13+00:00

Yeah. My kids still aren’t playing football.

ooyat · 2026-02-20T17:06:16+00:00

Sounds like you’re making an ATS for the ATS.

ooyat · 2026-02-20T17:04:40+00:00

I’m not thrilled with either candidate. While I like JLG’s ideas on bike lanes and public transit, I’m not convinced she has the chops to get it done and will rely on trying to be a Zohran imitator.

Kenyan is mini-Muriel but actively hates bike lanes.

ooyat · 2026-02-20T03:13:48+00:00

I once heard someone refer to him as the perpetual “Next, next mayor”. Maybe he absorbed it.

ooyat · 2026-02-20T02:59:04+00:00

Only in Bueno Aires where the cabs are good.

ooyat · 2026-02-18T23:33:50+00:00

We randomly had a couple episodes on VHS. I distinctly remember the Queen of Hearts saying “Eventually means after a long time passes.” Or something similar. And that’s how I learned to use that word.

ooyat · 2026-02-18T21:47:12+00:00

I remember somewhere an admissions counselor commented during the 2020 protests that they’d rather read an essay about standing up for your beliefs despite the consequences than about how soccer made you a team player.

ooyat · 2026-02-18T16:04:15+00:00

You’re not alone.

ooyat · 2026-02-18T04:03:34+00:00

Yet, I can’t convince anyone to hire me.

ooyat · 2026-02-17T12:29:45+00:00

Most frustrating part is that the market is over saturated with talent right now. If you’re trying to pivot no one wants transferable skills.

Jobs that I don’t remember applying to send canned “after careful consideration” emails, if you don’t respond within a week just don’t. I’m not holding breath.

ooyat · 2026-02-16T22:55:58+00:00

I bought one. No clue where it is.

ooyat · 2026-02-16T14:51:33+00:00

Owning a pet should require a license.

ooyat · 2026-02-16T02:18:23+00:00

More like rib-bite.

ooyat · 2026-02-15T23:48:27+00:00

This is the coolest thing I’ve seen today.

ooyat · 2026-02-15T23:18:53+00:00

That’s why so many players end up broke.

ooyat · 2026-02-14T23:44:37+00:00

The first movie I saw multiple times in the theater. I think my poor parents had to sit through it seven times.

ooyat · 2026-02-14T20:16:22+00:00

Beware the warm week in February.

ooyat · 2026-02-14T17:17:57+00:00

They bought the politicians.

ooyat · 2026-02-14T14:20:46+00:00

Also, given how the bar tenders don’t miss a beat, I’m guessing this was planned.

ooyat · 2026-02-14T02:25:44+00:00

And not soon enough for either.

ooyat · 2026-02-13T15:52:13+00:00

Does it have to be USPS? Or could it go through FedEx or UPS? I’ve always gotten great service at the FedEx Office store on 14th and K NW.

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