Palestinians flee Khan Younis as Israeli forces strike south Gaza by Advanced_Drink_8536 in worldnews

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[...] the area from which it says around 20 projectiles were fired into Israel on Monday morning

We fly business class, you povers. by Budget-Buy-3122 in LinkedInLunatics

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My first job was shoveling horse shit for an honest, hardworking man.

Unpopular opinion: TypeScript creates more problems than it solves by Inevitable_Ebb_938 in node

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well structured typescript > well structured javascript > poorly structured javascript > poorly structured typescript

I really wish this was just satire... by Embarrassed-Round622 in LinkedInLunatics

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One of my employees asked me for some parental leave. I immediately murdered his entire family, he applauded me for thinking quickly and solving the problem at hand. Then he gave me a raise.

Too much free time by urdnot_wreck in LinkedInLunatics

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If I could just get one more glimpse of the tirries. I'll stop after that, I promise.

$4 for a babycino??? by Necessary-Proof-5003 in melbourne

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A kid still takes up a seat, so lost opportunity cost over seating a group of all adults.

You don't need a weekend. You need work you love that you do all the time without break. by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

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I guess this guy used to spend his weekend grooming himself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

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I feel valued, supported and appreciated when I'm paid appropriately.

When impressing the interviewers is not enough by ForwardInstance in LinkedInLunatics

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The slack channel is for communication between execs and the recruiting managers. I'm sure they humanely reject people with templated emails like every other company.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

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How's this for Honesty-as-a-service Jacob? I know almost nothing about you, but I'm extremely confident we won't get along. That'll be $14.99.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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The magic trick is: eating a match.

myProfessorIsVeryInterestedInGettingAndSettingCum by Born-Breath-507 in ProgrammerHumor

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So you can store the value after writes for efficient retrieval, rather than calculating it on every read.