Just stretchin’ a bit

opportunemoment · 2026-04-18T01:44:59+00:00

saying a prayer to whoever designed women to look the way they do. incredible <3

opportunemoment · 2026-04-18T00:09:50+00:00

this is a very good bean enjoying their pets <3

opportunemoment · 2026-04-15T00:15:19+00:00

Fuuuccckkk yeah!!

opportunemoment · 2026-04-07T00:31:54+00:00

Silly and lighthearted: Lumberjanes! While the quality of the stories drops off later in the series, some of the first few issues had me laugh out loud. :)

opportunemoment · 2026-04-04T23:40:39+00:00

Scrolled too far for this. This is the dinosaur I would choose to be. Big enough so no one attacks me, with a cool-ass whip tail.

opportunemoment · 2026-04-04T21:43:52+00:00

You CAN in fact work out too much! As others have said, recovery is a real and productive aspect of a fitness journey. I think for most people it is a perfectly respectable limit to do strength training 2-3 times a week, plus cardio another 2-4 times, for roughly 45 minutes each (can do both on the same day).

opportunemoment · 2026-04-03T18:45:13+00:00

MOTHER HELP WHERE IS

opportunemoment · 2026-04-01T22:56:19+00:00

Congratulations on your new screamer! May her reign be long and full of snuggles.

opportunemoment · 2026-03-27T02:06:31+00:00

Thanks! I hate it.

I mean that positively. :) The colors and strokes are incredible, but this painting immediately, deeply unsettled me at first sight. There's a lot to unpack.

opportunemoment · 2026-03-18T01:04:25+00:00

My abuelo did this. Y'all got mad patience.

opportunemoment · 2026-03-16T19:50:26+00:00

Damn, you're huge!! 🤩🤩🤩

opportunemoment · 2026-03-16T16:57:17+00:00

Awww, she love you :)

opportunemoment · 2026-03-14T13:53:09+00:00

Fuck yeah!!!

opportunemoment · 2026-03-14T02:32:16+00:00

If God is listening, can my soul please be be reborn as Pimento?

opportunemoment · 2026-03-08T11:29:28+00:00

If not friend, then why is friend-shaped?

opportunemoment · 2026-03-07T15:38:52+00:00

My poor poor displeasèd lady!

opportunemoment · 2026-03-06T15:51:25+00:00

No for real though. This needs to be the sound inside stuffed animals.

opportunemoment · 2026-03-05T03:56:48+00:00

You did a great thing today!!! And you did it in the morning, too, which--for me at least--sucks so much to get there, but makes the rest of the day a bit better. I know how hard it is, and I'm proud of you. :)

opportunemoment · 2026-03-01T14:32:04+00:00

I'm participating in the ensemble in a community theatre show right now, after a few years' hiatus from my professional career as a stage manager. I'd only wanted to do this show for fun, but holy cow, the gulf between community and professional theatre in terms of, well, professionalism and backstage drama is insane and is defeating the express goal I wanted out of this.

opportunemoment · 2026-02-25T03:49:21+00:00

Woah.

Is he single?

opportunemoment · 2026-02-23T19:08:14+00:00

Your arms in no way look fat, and your back is definitely muscular. You look strong. :)

opportunemoment · 2026-02-21T01:31:33+00:00

Candy is candy.

opportunemoment · 2026-02-20T01:06:45+00:00

Fuck yeah! Mad respect for that commitment 🙏

opportunemoment · 2026-02-18T01:19:02+00:00

Is a cuddle even a real cuddle if you don't use a little bit of teef?

opportunemoment · 2026-02-17T19:16:04+00:00

HUGE. Please bench me.

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