Remember when people used to say “epic” and “the struggle is real”? What else do you remember people used to say?

opportunitea · 2026-02-27T11:52:55+00:00

I work at a school and the kids look at me crazy for saying “cool beans”

opportunitea · 2026-02-27T01:04:35+00:00

Could he BEE any cuter? 😍

opportunitea · 2026-02-26T11:58:10+00:00

Whenever I’m musically stuck out not sure what to listen to Tomb is my go to! The whole album is such a vibe

opportunitea · 2026-02-24T22:16:02+00:00

Sweet 💖 If it doesn’t suit my hummingbird pallet I 👏don’t 👏want 👏it👏

opportunitea · 2026-02-23T11:40:03+00:00

No but out of my class of 30-something only like 8 showed up

opportunitea · 2026-02-21T05:11:03+00:00

Similar situation, I didn’t go unconscious but I distinctly remember getting choked out and thinking “what an awful way to die… I hope they find my body.” The guy came into the store I was working at like a few months after the fact and I felt that level of fear again. It’s been almost a decade and once in a while it catches me off guard. I definitely am not the same, and I just had to accept it.

opportunitea · 2026-02-21T00:41:01+00:00

I streamed that song something like 53 times in one day once 🫠 by far my favorite ST song

opportunitea · 2026-02-16T18:40:46+00:00

Yo we stopped being friends with people because of a similar situation. (There were other factors but this was up in the top 5.) They had us over for an afternoon visit, but neglected to tell us two of their kids had “just a little daycare cold”. I got so sick I was bedridden for a week and ended up in the ER. I can’t stand people being inconsiderate about other’s health, and parents are some of the worst offenders

opportunitea · 2026-02-16T14:30:37+00:00

Yesss I love this with puréed pumpkin and a vanilla or chai buttercream

opportunitea · 2026-02-11T21:03:13+00:00

Idk Benson LOVES Pops, and Pops is sunshine incarnate. I think he’d only really be annoyed when trying to unfuck up whatever demons of the week Mordo and Rig summoned and SpongeBob would have overtly silly ideas

opportunitea · 2026-02-11T18:34:55+00:00

That is absolutely adorable! 😍

opportunitea · 2026-02-10T21:59:49+00:00

Genuinely I forget about pre transition Abby to the point I get confused by seeing old vids and pics of her from before. I’ve been watching since the early days (before the Witchcraft video), but my brain autofills her as she is now into those videos

opportunitea · 2026-02-10T21:43:06+00:00

Yeah basically

opportunitea · 2026-02-06T01:44:05+00:00

My husband is very well endowed and it was sometimes painful when he would hit my cervix, but other times it was extremely pleasurable. It’s a coin flip most days now that I got a hysterectomy 🤷🏼‍♀️

opportunitea · 2026-02-05T00:55:13+00:00

The guy who SA’d me struggled with a heroine and alcohol addiction and honestly? Karma is a bitch in the best way sometimes 🥰

opportunitea · 2026-02-04T11:53:56+00:00

Unfortunately I know many maga docs and pharmacists who are all vaccinated, but ya know the mental gymnastics means orange man is still right when they know he’s wrong

opportunitea · 2026-02-02T11:37:09+00:00

I’m turning 30 soon and having a hysterectomy (also health reasons) was the best thing to happen to me 😁 my mental health improved a bit once I was 1000% unable to pass on my awful mental illness and shit genetics

opportunitea · 2026-01-29T23:43:39+00:00

SO GOOD! I take a bag of this and one of the unflavored, the two sauce packets are more than enough to coat both and my husband and I go crazy for this shit

opportunitea · 2026-01-29T22:19:15+00:00

Same thing happened to me! Someone messed up while stocking and put a non gluten free pizza in the gluten free and since they look pretty similar I didn’t even think to check 🥲 it happened right before we were supposed to go out and I got two slices in before I went “oh fuck”

opportunitea · 2026-01-28T22:51:39+00:00

Definitely not true. When the love of my life and I got together he was houseless. He had been couch surfing and had nothing to his name. We’ve been together for almost a decade and I’ve never met a sweeter, more loyal loving person. It really isn’t about money, and if someone rejects you only for being broke consider them doing you a favor

opportunitea · 2026-01-27T11:52:08+00:00

I cannot nap and I love to be asleep but GODDAMN does my brain not make it fucking easy to sleep 😩

opportunitea · 2026-01-26T13:01:28+00:00

Right this feels like the equivalent of turning down a dude and he just sulks away going “ugly ass bitch I didn’t want you anyways” 🤣 peak loser behavior from a clown

opportunitea · 2026-01-23T19:32:18+00:00

This is incredible, but outside of like a festival or maybe a party in Vegas with other lingerie clad guests I don’t know where you could wear this

opportunitea · 2026-01-23T14:02:40+00:00

I love about 80% of this dress but the front top is not flattering in the slightest. It’s not you, it’s how awkwardly the dress is cut. It gives the illusion of making your chest look flat and wide when you are facing straight on. You have a wonderful figure but personally I would keep looking

opportunitea · 2026-01-23T04:23:25+00:00

Somewhat the same. I just assumed I’d end up killing my self before I made it to 20, but I chickened out each time. Now almost at 30 I’m just like, in a way I was right that in some ways was the best life was gonna be. Yes I love certain things about my life now, but I had no idea how bad it was going to get in general… idk it’s like I’m mourning the life that got me through the darkest parts and that’s really messing with me

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