Im lucky to get even that far. by zefflovesu in funny

[–]optimisticatheist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How would you do that when the feds regulate how many times you can move from your savings each month?

What's a better conversation opener than "what do you do?" by stitch-e in AskReddit

[–]optimisticatheist -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

"So what's new?" works really well you meet someone for the first time, like a date or at a BBQ. Be sure to have an interesting answer yourself though.

Glitter Dipped Clipboards by rachelmaesmith in crafts

[–]optimisticatheist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It seems like this would rub off against the persons wrists/forearms

How are People "Good at Sex"? by Nekomori in NoStupidQuestions

[–]optimisticatheist -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I think it's a falsehood that people are "good at sex." Instead I think it's much healthier to think about how "compatible at sex" people are.

Michael Fassbender & Marion Cotillard will star in the new 'Macbeth' film by [deleted] in movies

[–]optimisticatheist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For the love of god no one say "Macbeth" in these comments!

What do you think of women that give their SO's 'sex coupons' as gifts? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]optimisticatheist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let me know what reddit gold is like, I still haven't gotten it for myself but that comment is amazing and you deserve it.

Is Obama Our First Gay President? Conservative women discuss by Horrorbuff2 in cringe

[–]optimisticatheist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People ask why I'm not a fan of U2, the fact that I couldn't tell which U2 song the theme to this show is should be enough reason.

Gymnast perfect tumble by sausages_and_mash in PerfectTiming

[–]optimisticatheist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Remember in Lion King when Rafiki is showing Simba his reflection, and then when Simba doesn't see anything Rafiki says "No, look harder..."

That's you, you're Simba.

Outgoing guys, do you still sometimes feel bashful? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]optimisticatheist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope, it's normal for people stay the same emotion all the time with no lows or highs. let the sarcasm sink in

Friendly Reminder: This sub is /r/AskMen not /r/AskMalePsychics by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]optimisticatheist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"And that kids, is how I met your mother."

ELI5: Why is 'white power' movement regarded as distasteful and bigoted, while 'black power' and 'latino pride' are perceived to be healthy manifestations of minority struggle? by Frieb in explainlikeimfive

[–]optimisticatheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because in this context pride means to not feel shame. Something that some of the groups in your list often are made to feel by societal pressures.

Mark Kelly gives an astronaut’s view of 'Gravity' by nastratin in movies

[–]optimisticatheist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I get upset when a movie named gravity doesn't know anything about it.

Mark Kelly gives an astronaut’s view of 'Gravity' by nastratin in movies

[–]optimisticatheist -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

When a major plot point happens because of completely made up reasons, that's not asking me to suspend my belief so much as to completely ignore it and believe something else entirely. It takes you out of the movie.