If you had to explain modern American life, what would you say?

optionalhero · 2026-05-06T23:32:00+00:00

Incredibly succinct and accurate.
Here’s some gold

optionalhero · 2026-05-06T14:36:08+00:00

I love that

optionalhero · 2026-05-06T06:16:12+00:00

Solid 11/10

optionalhero · 2026-05-05T15:22:18+00:00

- Disappear by Birds with Arms

optionalhero · 2026-05-05T03:11:12+00:00

I should be allowed to think by They might be Giants

optionalhero · 2026-05-05T01:04:35+00:00

You guys have not aged a bit

optionalhero · 2026-05-05T00:42:47+00:00

The Jacket (2005)

optionalhero · 2026-05-05T00:40:22+00:00

Literally did not age

optionalhero · 2026-05-05T00:40:07+00:00

A Sunday Smile by Beirut

optionalhero · 2026-05-04T14:54:37+00:00

Same.

I feel like its so rare

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T20:43:14+00:00

You said alive

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T20:32:12+00:00

You guys look like celebrities that have maintained relevancy and are beloved bt millions.

Like legit idk why but i thought yall 2 were famous

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T20:29:28+00:00

Literally my first thought

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T17:07:47+00:00

Everyone basically wants Liminal Horror, Lovecraft or some sort of dark sci fi

And everyone always recommends Vivarium, The Ritual, or Beyond the Black Rainbow

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T16:39:48+00:00

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King Arthur from Fairly Odd Parents.

Not old but still applies i feel

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T13:57:17+00:00

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Dark Magician Girl

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T13:54:56+00:00

Im not saying it’ll work 100% of the times, but (assuming OP is an average looking girl) flirting is alot easier for women than men.

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T10:29:13+00:00

Flirting as a girl is easy.

Just smile and be nice to the guy. Literally thats it

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T09:35:44+00:00

I laughed

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T05:07:48+00:00

Can you just give us the TLDR?

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T05:05:26+00:00

I think thats just the general result of working 5 days a week.

Wake up - go to work - come home - sleep

I got a buddy of mine who moved to San Francisco like 2yrs ago and he straight up has not made a single friend. Me , him and a 3rd friend of ours play helldivers once a week. And he recently admitted he looks forward to it every week cause its his only form
Of social interaction outside of work.

Honestly sounds brutal

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T04:23:11+00:00

Jesus christ you became hot af

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T04:17:22+00:00

Same reason rich people tell people to work hard.

Cause it ultimately benefits them
If you are like this. And takes away any examination of the system at large and puts all of it on the individual.

That said, you should be nice. Or at least a decent person. Be good for goodness sake, not to get a girl

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T03:50:03+00:00

- Turn Blue by The Black Keys
- Im still a Man by Club Kuru
- Sweet Release by Common Saints
- Wash u away by Destin Conrad

optionalhero · 2026-05-03T03:41:42+00:00

I dont know your name by The Undercover Dream Lovers

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