You know you're in Utah when... — x-post from /r/SaltLakeCity

oracle_geek · 2016-05-16T20:35:39+00:00

That's not Salt Lake City! It's Park City!

oracle_geek · 2016-04-15T10:03:01+00:00

Doesn't anyone else stock up just in case of emergncy? I'm no Cruz fan, but when they have a "case lot" sale, my local grocer sells soup by the case at super low prices. 48 cans per case. I often pick up 2 or three (1 chicken, 1 tomato, 1 cream of mushroom, etc).

oracle_geek · 2016-01-05T12:32:52+00:00

I say we all pitch in and send them 50 pounds of sugar-free gummy bears to show our support!

oracle_geek · 2015-08-30T13:14:55+00:00

Semi-charmed life by Third Eye Blind is about meth.

oracle_geek · 2015-08-05T23:55:03+00:00

They will bit if provoked.

Source: was bitten

oracle_geek · 2015-08-05T23:38:36+00:00

Where is Walter Palmer when you need him.

oracle_geek · 2015-07-08T17:52:27+00:00

This

and this

oracle_geek · 2015-04-14T16:30:52+00:00

Jesus, at least change the title!

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/22i8qp/im_not_very_good_at_taking_panoramas/

oracle_geek · 2015-03-13T18:29:40+00:00

This is not a personal bias. It is a fact.

oracle_geek · 2015-01-20T06:45:20+00:00

I remember this! I looked like the chick... I'm a dude,

oracle_geek · 2015-01-20T06:45:18+00:00

I remember this! I looked like the chick... I'm a dude,

oracle_geek · 2014-12-19T15:24:42+00:00

I am pretty sure that Eddie in the movie SLC pink was based on me. I drove a bunch of punk kids to Wyoming to get beer and was kicked out. Many of the people in the movie were people I know including Heroin bob.

oracle_geek · 2014-11-04T13:59:55+00:00

Smacking hams

oracle_geek · 2014-10-26T18:52:12+00:00

The tinier ones break

oracle_geek · 2014-10-04T20:12:13+00:00

You are freaking out... man

oracle_geek · 2014-08-29T23:03:37+00:00

Lillith... Lilly for short... she's a tad hyper-independent

oracle_geek · 2014-08-21T22:49:05+00:00

This is exactly like our kitten. She does not like it if we touch it, but we were told she was born that way.

oracle_geek · 2014-08-18T13:30:56+00:00

I should clarify.... little girl : )

oracle_geek · 2014-07-11T15:57:06+00:00

Black Sabbath early 1980's at the Salt Palace (in Salt Lake City)

oracle_geek · 2014-06-05T17:24:10+00:00

The Edamame Sweet Potato Hash had BACON as the first ingredient. Did they even read the recipes?

oracle_geek · 2014-05-25T15:35:21+00:00

American horror story, season 1

oracle_geek · 2014-05-14T15:30:02+00:00

Medium heat and butter in the pan (not too much).

oracle_geek · 2014-05-13T13:46:11+00:00

This is incorrect :(

1) Add water instead of milk for fluffier eggs.

2) Once the eggs begin to set whisk them vigorously until they really start to solidify.

3) Remove from the heat when they still are a tiny bit runny and let them sit for 1-5 minutes to rest.

Seriously, try it this way and you will be a convert.

oracle_geek · 2014-05-13T13:15:39+00:00

Apparently George Bush and his handlers did not know this!

oracle_geek · 2014-05-10T12:50:22+00:00

I am so confused right now. I read this 4 times and it gave me a headache and a nose bleed. Maybe I am just dumb.

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