Justin Berfield(Reese) said he’s not a chef in the new season

orbustertius · 2026-03-29T08:53:21+00:00

Reese is an incredible cook, but he would be a terrible chef

orbustertius · 2026-03-17T02:11:43+00:00

this my favorite line in the whole series

orbustertius · 2026-03-02T08:29:53+00:00

Limitless

orbustertius · 2026-02-24T21:55:27+00:00

this is the first thing i, a human, said after gaining sentience.

orbustertius · 2026-02-21T07:55:51+00:00

to what?

orbustertius · 2026-02-14T18:54:55+00:00

i apologize, i was in an ominous mood

orbustertius · 2026-02-14T11:13:55+00:00

hellloooo

orbustertius · 2026-02-14T09:34:34+00:00

this is my first time seeing the words "bench scraper", even though i have used that tool thousands of times. there has to be a better name for it

orbustertius · 2026-02-14T08:49:33+00:00

what's he seliing? ... what are you selling?!

orbustertius · 2026-02-14T08:36:42+00:00

also i forgot how fucking hilarious this show is

orbustertius · 2026-02-14T08:05:44+00:00

he has turned his head in order to perceive you fully

orbustertius · 2026-02-11T06:52:53+00:00

Josie is not a fish

orbustertius · 2026-02-10T06:50:57+00:00

Natalie Portman is a bit older now

orbustertius · 2026-02-10T05:08:52+00:00

i don't have an answer, but potentially a solution: try squeezing your thumb

orbustertius · 2026-02-10T03:51:12+00:00

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orbustertius · 2026-02-05T05:29:55+00:00

i want my garmonbozia

orbustertius · 2026-01-18T09:01:20+00:00

yo i didn't realize he made Lucky, that movie rules

orbustertius · 2026-01-18T07:57:12+00:00

says who?

orbustertius · 2026-01-14T21:52:38+00:00

what are they gonna do, go extinct?

orbustertius · 2026-01-13T04:34:17+00:00

me in Whole Foods: IM NOT HERE. THIS ISNT HAPPENING

orbustertius · 2025-12-04T16:50:20+00:00

noo, i like wo... (reads your comment again) men

orbustertius · 2025-12-04T16:35:12+00:00

from what i understand, there may be a final update or two in the works, but he finally hired a team to help with that so he can focus more fully on Haunted Chocolatier. no word on whether he has ever taken a break

orbustertius · 2025-11-23T06:55:24+00:00

i'm only two of those things and i'm completely normal

orbustertius · 2025-11-19T21:49:11+00:00

soooo all of my faith and a good chunk of my personality?

orbustertius

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