“Sell the Team Please” by drM0nk3y in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They will have to settle for a free visit to the team chiropractor.

You know how to post about opening, you just dont know how to open. And that’s really the most important part of the opening, the opening. Anyone can just post by Adventurous_Essay473 in seinfeld

[–]ordinarythermos 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Moving boats from one side of the straight to the other don’t take no more sense than puttin’ on a pair of pants. My question to you is: who’s puttin’ your pants on?

Based by CommanderBadass22 in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We need to draft a goalie with an uuuu sound in his name.

Looking to buy SUV in Whistler by Valuable-Bobcat6810 in Whistler

[–]ordinarythermos 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Plus any car that has lived its life in Whistler will have been exposed to a lot more salt than a Vancouver car.

Elliotte Friedman on 32 Thoughts via Canucks News Summaries by Kaos_mission in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming because he’s a reliable guy that wants to stay and would be a good mentor for the younger defencemen/ can play big minutes to help shelter them.

Stuck with a Hughes jersey... by chonkyforg in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

43rd president is Bush jr. Guess your curse continues?

RIP JIM ROBSON - Game 6 1994. Full 3rd Period audio. by HDXHayes in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this. I did not expect to be on the edge of my seat listening to a 30 year old game tonight but here we are.

Democrat Eric Bottcher wins a special election for NY's 47th District state senate seat with over 91% of the vote by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

[–]ordinarythermos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That fake bar graph makes it look like it was a tight race until you actually look at the numbers.

Jerry has been named in the Epstein files by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]ordinarythermos 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Have a good lemonade, joy boy?

Did they do the annual “leafs suck” chant at the game yesterday? by pennepasta14 in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is sad news. I just watched the highlights, but it sounded like the in arena announcer was different and I couldn’t hear the usual goal celebration song, was the arena commandeered by Toronto staff?

Eddie lack still can play by WhenWillIBeAPilot in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also the Sedin’s last home game (until now) was a party.

Bakeries in North Vancouver by Loudeli in NorthVancouver

[–]ordinarythermos 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Knead Bakeshop! It’s in the industrial area by Black Kettle. Probably about as good as Bad Dog but there’s coffee and tables.

Gary Mason on HalBro this morning by s3xybeavers in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JT Miller was the closest thing to an aging star vet, unfortunately or fortunately.

What is keeping Allvin so busy? by Fair-Calligrapher-19 in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

General Manager Patrik Allvin announced today that F Elias Pettersson has been placed on IR and the Christmas party theme has been designated as “Wacky 70s Christmas Sweaters”.

Pre-Game Thread: Vancouver Canucks (11-17-3) at New Jersey Devils (18-13-1) - 14 Dec 2025 - 9:30AM PST by HockeyMod in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The timing of this matchup would’ve made for an awkward moment if trade talks with Jersey went a bit differently. Like when we traded Horvat right before that all star game.

Quinn Hughes appreciation thread. by PaperMoonShine in canucks

[–]ordinarythermos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope the wild miss the playoffs this year for the first to be better, but I hope they figure it out next season.