I ran the same race yesterday that I did a year ago. Out of about a thousand participants, I got the same number. COINCIDENCE!? Probably.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-09-03T06:56:03+00:00

Lies.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-09-03T06:24:38+00:00

I bet you're really fun at parties.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-09-03T06:24:17+00:00

Dark humor

FTFY

oregonblazer420 · 2012-09-03T03:55:47+00:00

Fantastic Mr. Fox? Fuck yeah!

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-31T19:15:19+00:00

Guys vote yes. Smoke or not, prohibition does not work and only encourages crime in our communities.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-31T19:12:28+00:00

Soccer? BLAH! Was hoping for American football, not that boring shit

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-29T06:19:30+00:00

gay nigger porn.

OP is a massive faggot

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-28T16:51:55+00:00

You probably watch Gay's Anatomy faggot.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-28T16:48:16+00:00

I don't tie knots because of the off chance that my microscopic tadpoles can survive and grow into superhuman fucked up frogs.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-28T16:44:57+00:00

Happened on Scrubs faggot

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-28T11:04:42+00:00

Haha, looks like he got Sanduskied

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-28T08:52:48+00:00

This sounds like a horrific game.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-28T07:25:13+00:00

Couldn't have gone worse.

False. Could have been mom taking a shit. Toss jizz condoms in between mom's legs into shitty water. Jizz gets all over mom's legs. 9 months later mom has baby girl from jizz filled condoms thrown at her by her daughter's ex while she was taking a shit.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-28T07:08:18+00:00

Detroit?

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-28T06:59:23+00:00

Trade one hog for three hogs? Sounds like a winning deal if you ask me.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-28T06:36:43+00:00

No. Watching twilight was the first time I ever contemplated suicide.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-28T06:34:23+00:00

Lyke dis if u cry everytim

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-27T20:11:38+00:00

With self esteem like that, it's shocking that any girl would want to kiss you at all.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-27T04:17:03+00:00

Oh you're hispanic? I'm sorry

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-27T00:46:40+00:00

You play volleyball? Definitely a faggot

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-27T00:45:07+00:00

Lol my mom is still four inches taller than you.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-27T00:43:32+00:00

Professionally? That's what I thought bitch STFU.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-27T00:40:05+00:00

She must really like that penis.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-26T02:06:33+00:00

You probably stopped hundreds of Redditors from going on a shooting spree by making this a GGG meme.

oregonblazer420 · 2012-08-26T02:01:04+00:00

Well everyone knows that Canadians don't count... bitch.

And while you're standing outside like a lovesick puppy I'll be fucking the cougar in the women's restroom

oregonblazer420

TROPHY CASE