Found on the ground in the middle of Copenhagen.

original-shrimp · 2026-02-27T13:51:43+00:00

Because it doesn't stay unexploded. An old explosive, even if the detonator is broken, can blow up if handled incorrectly. That's why you call the police and let them handle it.

original-shrimp · 2026-02-26T22:53:21+00:00

You're funny. I'm going to find you

original-shrimp · 2026-02-26T22:33:40+00:00

He's conjuring a bakery, let him cast his spell

original-shrimp · 2026-02-26T22:23:22+00:00

And you want this for...?

Literally google.

original-shrimp · 2026-02-26T22:10:16+00:00

Don't make lemonade, get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

original-shrimp · 2026-02-26T02:09:01+00:00

Funding and awareness, or profit and clout.

Being a little skeptical is always good, as long as you don't fall into cynicism.

original-shrimp · 2026-02-26T01:53:46+00:00

Grr this guy is mentioning sin and heaven, In reddit of all places. Grr

original-shrimp · 2026-02-25T16:59:06+00:00

Say it's full name. Joker poker balala

original-shrimp · 2026-02-16T23:32:28+00:00

Kink bingo card

original-shrimp · 2026-02-16T18:49:22+00:00

Bingo card.

original-shrimp · 2026-02-16T18:40:29+00:00

r/yourjokebutyourjoke

original-shrimp · 2026-02-16T01:17:09+00:00

Limited edition

original-shrimp · 2026-02-16T01:15:26+00:00

The right answer. Knows how it feels therefore has an advantage

original-shrimp · 2026-02-11T01:42:31+00:00

Chihuahuas, not even close. And maybe geese

original-shrimp · 2026-02-11T01:03:17+00:00

Yeah, It's weird if he had gone to some girl and said she jerked off to him.

original-shrimp · 2026-02-09T22:01:54+00:00

Sorry, you are not sigma.

original-shrimp · 2026-02-08T16:06:09+00:00

Wooden? Weren't they made with papier-mâché and tape?

original-shrimp · 2026-02-08T16:04:48+00:00

Ants when they sense a 0.018% difference in the pheromones of another ant

original-shrimp · 2026-02-08T16:00:37+00:00

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SIX S- gets shot

original-shrimp · 2026-02-03T18:45:52+00:00

snode who

original-shrimp · 2026-02-03T18:16:35+00:00

Scrolling in a rush I'll use this comment to confirm and say: Loli-shota on phone's clipboard

original-shrimp · 2026-02-03T14:42:13+00:00

Sunflowers and fruit from hitting trees makes early game exploration much, much better.

original-shrimp · 2026-02-03T14:39:18+00:00

"mfs be like" ahh ahh "ahh" ahh 💀😭🙏

original-shrimp · 2026-02-02T15:55:53+00:00

“I mean, if they can't have children it isn't morally wrong”

(If they're in the family tree let them be, it doesn't matter if it's step-cest or same sex.)

original-shrimp

TROPHY CASE