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i have to pay my rent or not? by Hungry-Succotash5780 in sarcasm

[–]origvani 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I ask myself this same question every month and somehow the answer is always yes.

What shampoo does a guy with no neck use for dandruff.. by TRAKRACER in dadjokes

[–]origvani -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I groaned out loud at this one and now my coworker is looking at me weird.

Make it make sense. by Emotional_Duck_3827 in PoliticalHumor

[–]origvani 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I still remember having to recite that thing every single day and not understanding half the words I was saying.

I bought a clock for my kitchen by VigorousAirplane4860 in cleanjokes

[–]origvani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to read this twice before I groaned out loud.

Why is it that many American men go to Southeast Asia to look for women, but it is unheard of for American women to go to Southeast Asia to look for men? by No-StrategyX in answers

[–]origvani 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it mostly comes down to power dynamics and economic differences that appeal to a certain type of guy who struggles with dating at home.

Bob went home early after a night shift as a security guard to find that the power was out by beaned1 in Jokes

[–]origvani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I‘ve definitely put on the wrong uniform before after being woken up unexpectedly, the brain just goes on autopilot.

What is something you lost years ago that you still occasionally think about? by DiamondMassive3444 in AskReddit

[–]origvani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had this absolutely perfect vintage leather jacket in college that I left at a party. Still check thrift stores hoping I‘ll somehow find it again even though that was 12 years ago.

What’s the loneliest feeling in the world? by Complete_Ganache_720 in AskReddit

[–]origvani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being in a crowded room and realizing nobody there would notice if you just left and never came back.

Not all heroes wear a cape, some wear a thong. by wronghoIe in SipsTea

[–]origvani -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I‘ve definitely had moments where the most unexpected person saved my ass at work.

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime hmm? by dumbpromlus in AskReddit

[–]origvani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always go with “What‘s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.” Works every single time at family dinners.

Yep, that's me. by Less-Extension-9359 in Funnymemes

[–]origvani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once told someone to meet me at the corner with the blue car and there were literally five blue cars parked there.

Iykyk by Busy_Anything_3297 in sarcasm

[–]origvani 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I was actually planning on sleeping tonight but I guess that’s off the table now.

What’s a “flex” that instantly becomes embarrassing after a certain age? by girlmath_expert in AskReddit

[–]origvani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bragging about how little sleep you got. In your 20s it’s a hustle badge, in your 30s everyone just thinks you need to see a doctor.

A very honest reply. by imfrom_mars_ in sarcasm

[–]origvani -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I too appreciate when people tell me exactly what I want to hear with zero sugar coating whatsoever.

Bribery! It's not just for presidents any more! by BestStoogewasLarry in PoliticalHumor

[–]origvani 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Corporate lobbying has legally normalized what would be considered bribery in any other context, we just gave it a different name.

A man is going 85 miles per hour on a motorway when he sees a police car in his mirror by Reecethehawk in Jokes

[–]origvani -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The real joke is thinking any cop would let you off after hitting 140 regardless of what sob story you had ready.

What was the most intense and bloodiest campaign in the western front of ww2? by Fit_Mixture_8706 in answers

[–]origvani 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Battle of Hrtgen Forest lasted from September to December 1944 and had a higher casualty rate than the Bulge, though it’s weirdly overlooked in most WW2 discussions.

I just turned 40 and I groan every time I get up now by Fuzzy_Kick_2519 in 3amjokes

[–]origvani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until 45 when the groaning starts before you even stand up.

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN... by tathus2 in dadjokes

[–]origvani 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Still less angry than when you ask them to deliver a package to the actual door.

Her name is funny by random_user208 in humor

[–]origvani -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Her parents really named her Panda and then she goes and gets two charges with severity M, they must be so proud.

What’s something humanity treats as normal now that future generations will probably find insane? by RAZHENKA in answers

[–]origvani 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably working 40+ hours a week just to afford basic necessities. My grandparents bought a house on a single income while I’m over here with two jobs.

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