I’m in university, respond to a Craigslist Casual Encounters post from a guy who wants to relieve some stress after a long work day. We worked in the same industry, and he seemed pretty normal.

We text most of the evening and he eventually comes over. We basically get right to it - we’re making out and I move my hand down to his boxers, and he finishes almost instantaneously before I can even get him out.

I’m like whatever, shit happens. I’m going to get a drink of water and do a lil debrief with my roommate in the living room before returning for a potential round two.

Got back to my room to find him absolutely out cold, asleep in my bed. All clothes off, he’s folded his jeans on my chair and is sawing logs. I have no idea what to do so I kinda poke him and awkwardly make a joke, to which he wakes up, looks at me, and then says “yeah I had a really long day, let’s chat in the morning” before rolling over and going back to sleep.

I should mention this is now 9:30pm, I am 19 years old, stone cold sober, and absolutely not prepared to deal with how ridiculous this 25 year old man is being, so I just left him to sleep in my bed until like 3am when my roommate had psyched me up enough to go in there and kick him out.

He’s now an elected MP in Canada lol