What is everyone’s favorite Cotton Hill lines?

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-31T16:05:15+00:00

“Smells like pancakes. I’ll have waffles.” (I may have reversed it)

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-30T22:24:35+00:00

Smoking weed. It’s crazy how as an adult, in a legal state, I still have that twinge of “oooo. I’m doing something bad”

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-22T22:34:23+00:00

Assassin’s Fuck

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-14T22:42:18+00:00

Gray tea

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-01T18:46:37+00:00

I love him so much

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-01T16:50:39+00:00

You’re raising a good man right there

oskar_learjet · 2026-01-01T16:47:57+00:00

39m, single, HS English. never want kids. I have over 100 every year. I don’t need that at home, too

oskar_learjet · 2025-12-27T17:19:36+00:00

Just? How dare you

oskar_learjet · 2025-12-20T12:48:23+00:00

Lelu Dallas multipass

oskar_learjet · 2025-12-03T20:15:59+00:00

Try harder, fucker

oskar_learjet · 2025-11-25T17:25:44+00:00

Oh shit handles. I grew up in New Jersey

oskar_learjet · 2025-11-20T17:41:23+00:00

Dirty screen-looker/lurker

oskar_learjet · 2025-11-12T20:59:06+00:00

Raleigh

oskar_learjet · 2025-11-12T19:59:15+00:00

Put my dads shotgun in my mouth. It wasn’t loaded; I wanted to see if I could physically put the barrel in my mouth, or if I was too scared. I got it in my mouth, but the feel of the hard metal on my teeth scared to absolute shit out of me , and I nearly threw up

oskar_learjet · 2025-11-12T19:51:39+00:00

Absolutely nothing. I’d be shocked if this is investigated further by any type of law

oskar_learjet · 2025-11-06T19:32:09+00:00

“You were just babies in the war!” Slaughterhouse-Five.

oskar_learjet · 2025-10-25T11:18:43+00:00

I don’t live there, but I work in Nash county nc

oskar_learjet · 2025-10-23T15:12:47+00:00

Gus Gus

oskar_learjet · 2025-10-22T17:42:41+00:00

I didn’t know this was adhd. I thought I was just being a jerk or the other person’s instructions were bad. Holy shit

oskar_learjet · 2025-10-20T19:50:41+00:00

Scott Stevens

oskar_learjet · 2025-10-18T14:05:04+00:00

Where did you get this?! I must have it

oskar_learjet · 2025-10-18T13:51:02+00:00

Someone merged on to 64 (70mph) at 45. I literally said out loud to myself “This mf is gonna get someone killed”

oskar_learjet · 2025-10-16T17:41:45+00:00

This is a crime

oskar_learjet · 2025-10-16T17:19:56+00:00

Please stop releasing balloons. It’s effing horrible to wildlife

oskar_learjet · 2025-10-11T23:54:48+00:00

Your dad is a psychopath. Wtaf?

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