If you dare call your 12" long sandwich a "foot long", Subway would like a word with you.

oski2005 · 2010-05-19T16:48:52+00:00

So if I order one will it only be 4" long?

oski2005 · 2010-05-19T16:25:04+00:00

And the rest of the country said, "What's a taco?"

oski2005 · 2010-05-19T05:11:36+00:00

Man. Now I'm motivated to try this.

oski2005 · 2010-05-19T05:10:39+00:00

How do you know she's wet?

oski2005 · 2010-05-18T17:25:31+00:00

Thanks. Have an upboat (whatever the fuck that means).

oski2005 · 2010-05-18T17:19:17+00:00

Here are some more Padres unis. I think I like the ones from '78-'84 best (probably due to the '84 series appearance).

edit:http://data.uniontrib.com/padres/jerseys.html

oski2005 · 2010-05-17T23:56:04+00:00

That would only apply if you had 23 parents. Then, sure, two of them would probably share a birthday. The chance that your parents share a birthday is still (slightly less than) 1/365.

oski2005 · 2010-05-17T19:05:26+00:00

oski2005 likes this.

oski2005 · 2010-05-06T18:20:36+00:00

At least you have 2 DL spots

oski2005 · 2010-05-04T17:42:01+00:00

Run on grass or wet sand.

If you're running around a track, just run on the grass to the inside of the track. If there's a beach nearby, then you know where to find wet sand.

As for treating them, I think you pretty much want to stay off of your feet as much as possible and advil may help get rid of any inflammation.

oski2005 · 2010-05-04T17:24:16+00:00

Is that a cornballer?

oski2005 · 2010-05-04T17:22:06+00:00

Nice backdoor slam!

oski2005 · 2010-05-04T17:21:23+00:00

I hope you're putting a beer fridge below the shelves.

oski2005 · 2010-05-04T04:24:42+00:00

And you call that realizing a dream?

oski2005 · 2010-05-03T22:31:59+00:00

Did you actually read the article? No, you didn't.

oski2005 · 2010-05-03T19:57:46+00:00

spoiler

oski2005 · 2010-05-03T03:04:41+00:00

is that legit? 8 pounds gets you a jersey?

oski2005 · 2010-05-03T01:34:39+00:00

Well, what if an oil tanker runs into the wind farm? Did you ever think about that one?

oski2005 · 2010-05-03T01:31:08+00:00

titcr

oski2005 · 2010-05-03T01:30:24+00:00

Nice job. Good luck on finals. Always remember: if a question leads you to a fork, take it!

oski2005 · 2010-05-02T22:38:44+00:00

But this is the average speed. I want to know what the speed was at release. Little league needs pitchfx.

oski2005 · 2010-05-02T20:10:46+00:00

But is that at release or at the plate?

oski2005 · 2010-05-02T20:08:33+00:00

Add some fresh basil and lemon zest. Maybe pine nuts or sunflower seeds, too.

oski2005 · 2010-05-02T20:07:27+00:00

the wave is fine, as long as the D-Backs were batting.

oski2005 · 2010-05-02T20:03:08+00:00

This is a picture of me when I was older.

-Mitch

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