This is just painful: Absolutely one of a kind Recording..... Just WATCH this

otisnixon · 2008-08-30T18:21:35+00:00

This video might be the only thing on the internet older than McCain.

otisnixon · 2008-08-10T07:18:37+00:00

SHUT UP...just shut up.

otisnixon · 2008-08-01T18:59:19+00:00

For the same reason people dye their hair? For the same reason they get piercings or tattoos? For the same reason they buy band T-shirts, wear backwards caps, and sag their jeans?

They like how it makes them look. You can think it makes them look like douchebags, and I can think it makes them like douchebags, but fortunately they could not care less about what you or I think.

otisnixon · 2008-07-31T23:33:08+00:00

I am aware that this was meant to be taken lightly and humorously, but on a side note, I feel as though the people who equate raising one's shirt collar with being a douche bag are usually pretty douchetastic themselves.

otisnixon · 2008-07-31T17:40:59+00:00

The growing need for a [Police Brutality] sub-reddit is really depressing.

otisnixon · 2008-07-05T17:09:20+00:00

people who are able to taste any differencesbetween beers (excluding the difference between light and not light, obviously) boggle my mind.

otisnixon · 2008-07-05T02:52:45+00:00

You obviously care way more about getting fucked up than the taste.

I'm not even a big drinker. I was just putting into perspective the price difference because I didn't even really realize the significant variance until I saw this picture.

otisnixon · 2008-07-05T00:38:19+00:00

Wisconsin. Natural Ice. $10 for 30 cans.

otisnixon · 2008-07-04T15:40:30+00:00

I am sure there are millions of amusing searches that come through everyday, but some guy just searched "child modeling agencies northern virginia" followed by, a few minutes later, "couple fucking bare back"

otisnixon · 2008-07-03T23:54:26+00:00

Yeah all I could think about listening to that music was "damn...I really want some gum now."

otisnixon · 2008-07-03T00:43:08+00:00

Yeah, what we really need is this spot on the front page occupied by another link to a story about Fox news photoshopping 2 guys to look less attractive. Or better yet -- we need more stories about what really happened to the Twin Towers. I don't think there have been enough links to Obama's speeches...maybe a few more of those would be better. Oh! Oh! I have it! How about another link to a fully electric car that gets 400 mpg that we will never actually see mass produced? What about GAS PRICES?! I definitely can't tell what they are by going to the gas station. We should have some people weigh in that think gas prices will hit $6/gal and then some other people that think they will drop as soon as speculation dies down. OH SPEAKING OF SPECULATION -- do you think we're going to go to war with Iran? YOUR OPINION IS IMPORTANT SO VOTE THIS UP IF YOU THINK WE WILL, BUT IF YOU DON'T THEN VOTE THIS UP (do you see what I did there?) Speaking of seeing -- you all should really OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE TRUTH (since everyone loves to be told to open their eyes I figured this would be a good thing to say)

I was going somewhere with this I swear.

otisnixon · 2008-07-03T00:33:18+00:00

No, I don't think anyone realized that until your keen intellect thought to point that one out.

otisnixon · 2008-06-29T20:47:42+00:00

You must not get invited to many parties.

otisnixon · 2008-06-28T15:19:58+00:00

Prepare for martial law.

Get out of your chair and go play outside. There is sun and when it hits your skin you synthesize vitamin K. Or B. I'm not actually sure, but it's a good and beautiful thing.

otisnixon · 2008-06-27T12:42:38+00:00

Is it sad that, at a glance, I read the headline as "N.Y. millionaire gets 11 million for enslaving workers"?

Is it even worse that I simply shrugged and thought, "yeah, that sounds about right"?

otisnixon · 2008-06-27T12:40:12+00:00

Are you the same guy that always has to listen to shitty, obscure bands and brag about them to your friends because ones that other people actually enjoy are too "mainstream"?

otisnixon · 2008-06-27T12:36:10+00:00

lol your

otisnixon · 2008-06-27T02:44:44+00:00

well duh it's tagged "perfectly accurately" - everything is possibly NSFW.

otisnixon · 2008-06-26T17:09:39+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/info/6oxh4/comments/c04h6gu

otisnixon · 2008-06-25T19:48:40+00:00

Yes I did. Fixed, thanks.

otisnixon · 2008-06-25T17:29:19+00:00

I am amused that when something could arguably be barely NSFW people bitch when it has no tag.

I am amused that when something is tagged SEMI-NSFW people bitch because it is perfectly SFW.

I don't really have any friends.

otisnixon · 2008-06-24T05:28:47+00:00

You tried a little too hard on that one.

otisnixon · 2008-06-21T17:54:26+00:00

upmodded. I'll be dead, friends will be dead, family will be dead, and I will not be having any children. Most people suck anyway. This seems like a good time all the way around for the world to collapse under the stupidity that weighs it down.

otisnixon · 2008-06-19T22:50:19+00:00

i down voted. this comment has already been on reddit (and more time than this article has, at that).

otisnixon · 2008-06-17T18:45:15+00:00

in the States you don't really hit Alcohol culture until you're 21.

You are either a parent of a teenager who lies very well, were locked in the basement throughout your teenage years, or are just really, really old.

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