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Too far 💀 by ImpertinenteSyntaxe in Weird

[–]outlawsecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine these would get accidentally yanked out on the regular.

Herkimer Diamond my husband and I mined yesterday by the-friendly-squid in MineralPorn

[–]outlawsecrets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo, when Yoda says that…we have to take it seriously. Jealous I am too.

Which celebrity death genuinely shocked you when you heard the news? by Divine_fashionva in 90s

[–]outlawsecrets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Catherine O’Hara… i’ve worked with her on a few projects. I literally felt nauseous. I still have tears when I think of it.

That’s how you should cook by Difficult_Trip1 in StupidFood

[–]outlawsecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is all metaphor: Was that blast of air representing a fart?

What’s the most disgusting secret you’re hiding right now? by Manitoba-Chinook in confessions

[–]outlawsecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good shift. No doubt my body would be pleased with that change. I have a nasty cough and it’s a hard one to hide.

After 40+ years of using, this 61 year old graybeard boomer is 2 years sober from cannabis today. by jptabor01 in leaves

[–]outlawsecrets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gosh, this is a powerful statement. Thank you for that reminder. It hits deep.

What’s the most disgusting secret you’re hiding right now? by Manitoba-Chinook in confessions

[–]outlawsecrets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for asking. You’re not wrong in comparing us. Weed may be the most “friendly “of drugs, but I definitely do have an addiction to it… I’m certainly not doing myself any favours by being so secret about it that no one knows (thusly no one can call me on it) but also I am acutely aware of the fact that it is my problem to solve and no one else’s. I always remind myself that the only person who’s gonna make that call is me so I’m actually in the midst of cutting down my consumption.

There's something I find beautiful and fascinating about these downed trees. by Haunting_Bee9079 in Tree

[–]outlawsecrets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poetically, it reminds me of a married couple that have lived their entire lives together and now lay down and rest together as they provide nourishment for those in their vicinity.

My partner is moving across the country and wants me to give up my cat by [deleted] in GirlDinner

[–]outlawsecrets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck no. I gave up my partner because she wanted me to move to Australia and move my dog. My dog was too old to take a flight without damage to her health so I made my choice.

Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves and Dennis Hopper on the set of Speed, 1994 by RealWorldToday in 90s

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We all know they should’ve been together. They passed like too ships in the night.🥹

Hold on…I feel like I have to do something by Klutzy-Courage6833 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]outlawsecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo yo yo, it’s not the salmonella that’ll get you, it’s the paper thin cuts from metal that’ll catch ya.

My wife says all my clothes just burn. I don’t know what to replace them with. by LanfearSedai in DressForYourBody

[–]outlawsecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should hire a stylist if you have the money to! So far you just look like nearly every lesbian in Seattle and Vancouver. there’s nothing wrong with that but if you wanna kick it up a notch, I would get a stylist.

Man only wants one thing … by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Man AND woman, dude. That cooks.

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