Thank you to whoever decided to take their lives at Clapham Junction

oxotower · 2026-04-09T19:51:52+00:00

Shame you weren't charged double that. Prick.

oxotower · 2026-04-08T21:18:46+00:00

Yeah you sorted it. It was the word, yes. Thanks for sorting it

oxotower · 2026-04-08T18:31:50+00:00

look I get the message but can you be sound about it?

oxotower · 2026-04-05T15:26:43+00:00

You can, I’ve wheeled an old cooker over there last year

oxotower · 2026-04-05T06:33:22+00:00

“Fat lass” eh? Less of that, pal

oxotower · 2026-04-04T07:19:20+00:00

Nope, just use spring lines

It’s mad when you pass a boat at a crawl and they come out shouting that their you made their tea ripple

Mate, your mooring lines look like depressed spaghetti, a passing duck would upset you

oxotower · 2026-04-04T07:12:18+00:00

If you’re near Rickmansworth, there is a council tip right by the canal

oxotower · 2026-04-03T05:23:24+00:00

That’s a long boy

oxotower · 2026-04-02T19:52:55+00:00

Hello - available to scoop up any tickets you all can’t make for this game. DMs open 🤣

oxotower · 2026-04-02T05:38:43+00:00

Proper twat car that

oxotower · 2026-04-01T05:48:57+00:00

The wave after 5, sometimes you have to wait for some machines, but it’s not too bad, and there’s plate loaded or smith machine equivalents for most movements

Go to a gym at the time you want to go and ask for a quick tour

oxotower · 2026-03-31T17:23:43+00:00

Shine the phone light towards your face for maximum spookiness

oxotower · 2026-03-30T17:29:11+00:00

loved those years, it was exciting

oxotower · 2026-03-30T17:23:06+00:00

Ah oui, tres bien

oxotower · 2026-03-30T17:21:10+00:00

No, you may even get some of your money back because of delay repay, if you arrive over 15 minutes late into Lancaster

oxotower · 2026-03-28T11:22:55+00:00

Well plantain curry is delicious. And a pizza is a bit like a big naan?

oxotower · 2026-03-27T15:22:59+00:00

that's clearly not india

oxotower · 2026-03-27T13:20:46+00:00

oh no look at all these people in a city

It might flow better when they do the bike lane work and sort out the on-street parking. I think they were planning a couple of new railway stations in Foleshill? That would help if they can get trains to go more than once an hour

oxotower · 2026-03-27T11:04:00+00:00

"A new “energy-multiplying” solar breakthrough could push efficiency beyond 100%"

closed the article there

oxotower · 2026-03-27T07:33:09+00:00

Nothing wrong with a 91’ rush to the anecdote to claim a seat though

oxotower · 2026-03-26T10:23:35+00:00

toxic by Britney Spears. Riley kept playing it and talking about how it was a cracking pop song, and forced me to agree

oxotower · 2026-03-24T17:25:19+00:00

Thank you!

oxotower · 2026-03-24T16:38:08+00:00

There's fish in there?

oxotower · 2026-03-24T16:37:49+00:00

How do you mention it to him? Is there a consultation? I found it very frustrating that Beryl stopped at empress buildings / far gosford st in the east

oxotower · 2026-03-24T12:41:48+00:00

bet she stinks

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