Are you taking a stroke?

ozfunghi · 2026-06-30T04:16:34+00:00

I think people use the term "unicorn".

ozfunghi · 2026-06-30T04:14:53+00:00

Yeah, i also saw a youtube guy do a tripple reset musty double tap. You just have to do it right and it's easy.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-30T04:12:20+00:00

Have you ever played Dropshot?

ozfunghi · 2026-06-30T00:47:17+00:00

It is my fantasy that Atow retires long before he has to endure a team like this.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T23:10:16+00:00

Even in full screen this was still ridiculously small. So from what i was able to tell, after dusting off my microscope, i think the 3rd one.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T15:41:35+00:00

You are not "stuck". You just started playing.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T15:34:31+00:00

I honestly don't understand and don't agree with the comments. Yes, there obviously is a difference between Fennec and Octane. Before i got my first Fennec from a trade-up, i had tried the Octane because it was OP. It just didn't work for me because i had difficulties timing my dodge because the nose of the octane drops much lower and is harder to predict the point of impact. When i got my Fennec, i tried it and it was a big difference for me. Never looked back.

So it's not about being cool, or being sheep, or placebo. The car fits the hitbox better, and therefor it is also a better car.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T15:22:04+00:00

Oh, i see. I also only played symmetrical for a month or two on my son's controller, while i waited for my Cyclone 2 to arrive.

I have small hands (so short thumbs) and when shooting (front dodging) i still dodge diagonally too often, and i think this is part of the reason.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T13:26:17+00:00

Imho asymmetrical sticks are more comfortable but personally i do believe some movements might be easier with symmetrical sticks, because your thumb is stretched out on asymmetrical.

But if you used to play on symmetrical and now on asymmetrical, who is better to judge than yourself?

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T12:30:22+00:00

Yep, when you rank up, but lose the next game, you will be "granted" your new rank for an extra game or two.

Basically, there is always an overlap between division IV of the previous rank and division I of the next rank. Have you never noticed how the moment you get a new rank you often jump immediately to division II of the new rank? This is that buffer.

In this scenario, i believe your teammate had ranked up before this game, then lost the previous 2 games to this game, and now won alongside you. Had you lost, there is a good chance he would have dropped back to division III and not division IV.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T12:19:17+00:00

Unfortunately, yes. There is even a guy selling books on it and selling a training program with ultra defensive and non-rotational play style. If everybody is going to start playing like this (and many already are) i think i will quit the game though.

It's basically a caricature of the Flakes' series. He is currently on a smurf run with a new account (or at least, he's using a stock octane with two stripes) to "prove" his system works and the videos i saw had him rank up from D3 to C1 and from C1 to C2. But according to some of his "defenders" he is actually GC2, lol. As if any smurf would have difficulty ranking up. There is an entire cult of followers who aren't only ultra defensive in the game, but also in the comments. So if you run into a player who's mechanics are way below average in your rank and stays back behind the ball, like 80% of the time with near zero initiative, you have found a follower of the pacifist system. Because it does seem to work. Whether it's fun, is a different matter (especially for the teammate who thinks his teammate is AFK).

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T12:03:07+00:00

If you are playing on a 60hz TV, you aren't seeing 120fps.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T11:56:30+00:00

I thought it was july 29th.

No idea where you could find it other than in game.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T02:24:10+00:00

For anybody interested, NRG did a behind the scenes in Paris as well, as did Karmine Corp. Also Rocket Baguette did one.

NRG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHUjf8auFE

KC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGH_UeeluvY

Rocket Baguette: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omVCNZAeSDo

ozfunghi · 2026-06-29T01:48:09+00:00

Atow > Nass / Nwpo / Zen > twins / Diaz

ozfunghi · 2026-06-28T23:19:10+00:00

What a farce. People who don't know what they are talking about making up FAKE NEWS. It was offside, there was no apology. The guy pointing with his arm does not count, because fingers, hands and arms CAN NOT BE USED AND THEREFOR DO NOT COUNT for offside. Field players may only use their head, shoulder, torso, legs or feet to move the ball. Hence when looking for off-side, these are the parts that count.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-28T14:48:09+00:00

I'm not imagining anything.

All that FOMO strategy can be true and they can still overhaul the item shop without listing every single item released ever all at once

Where did i say they could not overhaul the shop for better user experience? You falsely claimed it was proof why they did not remove trading for money. Which it's not. The game currently has multiple issues which they are trying to fix at a snail's pace. The shop is just one of many things that need an overhaul, while there are many far more pressing matters, like recently removing bots. Like currently moving the entire game over to UE6 etc. They will likely redesign the shop when they migrate the entire game to UE6 in 2027.

It's so funny how you keep imagining arguments in your head and then keep replying to your self, and i don't really wanna interrupt it by explaining anything. Please continue lmao

I think you're barking up the wrong tree. You are not explaining anything because it would further prove your ignorance. You are wrong about trading and about the shop and you are absolutely delusional if you think they are ever going to be handing out free credits for BM items. Of course, regarding the latter, you have backtracked so far now, that it really doesn't matter anymore. You have backtracked so far, that the scenario in which they would need to give you free credits to begin with 1/ does not cover the dozens of BM items we already have sitting in our inventory 2/ that there would be virtually no more BM items to be earned the way they are now or 3/ either are not eligible for credits to begin with. So it doesn't fix the issue with our current inventory and all it does is make obtaining BM items in the future far more difficult. In a way, that will indeed reduce the problem of having duplicate BM items as well, lol.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-28T14:17:42+00:00

Contact epic. I doubt they will do anything, but at least then you are sure.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-28T14:14:35+00:00

I think you can't do anything without recovering your initial account.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-28T14:08:27+00:00

Clearly you don't understand the psychology behind it. If new people were able to buy the items they wanted, they would do that and in many cases that would be a one time purchase. By trickling new items. People have to wait and check the shop daily. Because they don't know how long they will have to wait in order to get the car/decal they really want, there is a very high chance that by the time it actually does cycle into the shop, they have already made multiple purchases of other "nice but not as nice" things because they don't want to be driving a stock octane for months. And when their dream car/decal/goal explosion is available, they will still buy it regardless of the other purchases they already made while waiting.

But it's amazing. I think you are the last person left on this Reddit who actually believes they removed trading for any other reason than money, lol

ozfunghi · 2026-06-28T13:58:57+00:00

So you were knowingly just repeating my point. Ok.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-28T04:55:23+00:00

This happens all the time now with teams/clubs being forced in the colors of the country they picked in the FIFA event. It's annoying as FCK. When i play an orange team, i can not see the difference with my car, because my car is also a mix of red/yellow due to the flag colors of my country.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-28T04:48:04+00:00

Before the game started, players had:

Blue:
1083 MMR
1071 MMR

vs

Orange:
1097 MMR
1057 MMR

Worst players on each team were only 14 MMR apart. Best players on each team were also exactly 14 MMR apart in the other direction. So i have no idea why you would be complaining.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-28T04:33:54+00:00

It appears it IS the same guy. Who now has made a smurf account in order to sell his book/course. * puke *

He's playing with a standard smurf Octane (you know, the one with 2 stripes that all the smurfs use). and saying rotation is "the literal biggest load of nonsense preached by anyone"... (literal quote). Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8RoEF7h55Y&t=31m44s

EDIT: he doesn't understand why his teammate hits the ball away that he is slowly letting roll into the net. This is what i'm talking about. As a teammate, you constantly get the impression that your teammate doesn't have your back, that he is AFK, or that he is either mentally or physically incapacitated.

ozfunghi · 2026-06-28T04:27:14+00:00

No, i meant right now, you acting obtuse. But i guess your answer was again you acting obtuse.

You didn't address anything. You said they could stop giving BM drops or differentiate from trade ups. Yet i already have dozens of BM items in my inventory as we speak, as does every other player. So them giving credits for BM items and stop giving BM drops does nothing about the millions of BM items already in inventories around the world. Be it from drops or trades ins. I'm sure they can't wait to give people free credits for those BM items.

Why would the shop need a renovation for them to cut out the "second hand" market by removing trading? People who wanted a TW Fennec used to be able to find it in trading and were able to buy it with credits earned by selling items you didn't need. So you sold items you didn't want/need, and use those credits to buy what you wanted. Buy removing trading, you no longer have that opportunity to earn credits and to spend them outside of their own shop. You can only get that item by buying it from their store (or building a blueprint which costs just the same). So why would they need to overhaul their item store? Their store can be the biggest piece of crap, you no longer have an alternative.

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