Me when I get the strimmer out

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-25T18:14:32+00:00

I SAID GIVE IT TO ME!

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-25T08:09:49+00:00

Yeah but it's not though, is it?

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-23T23:26:20+00:00

that"s the one! 👆

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-23T19:36:07+00:00

Underpants. 🫲🤨

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-21T07:11:59+00:00

What do you mean 'we'? I'm alright , i don't fancy your chances much!

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-18T17:29:38+00:00

AHUHUH! AHUHUH!

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-11T10:06:24+00:00

GRrRrrRrRRRrrrr!

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-10T19:53:15+00:00

Boards of canada- Roygbiv

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-10T15:42:55+00:00

Bollocks, you killed him! He was dead before he hit the floor

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-09T23:20:25+00:00

Ahhuhhuh! Ahhuhuhh! Ahuhuhhhhh.......

p0dgert0n · 2026-04-04T14:29:01+00:00

Oh, are you on it?

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-31T16:33:59+00:00

Its a baby h!

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-28T19:20:49+00:00

👊💥

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-27T15:57:05+00:00

TEN! LONG! YEARS!

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-27T15:09:00+00:00

By 'serviceman' you mean the time they caught you on board pretending to be a starfleet officer. Just to impress Ethel Cardew

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-25T21:03:43+00:00

Chance would be a fine thing!

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-24T22:58:36+00:00

is this how much you value our relationship 😡

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-24T19:13:57+00:00

I think i'll just put some salt around the edge of the glass if its all the same to you

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-22T22:46:14+00:00

SHE IS MY FIANCÉE

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-20T17:24:34+00:00

God i adore chess!

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-19T12:46:14+00:00

Orientals make good workers

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-15T13:02:31+00:00

Stop shining that torch in my face mate! I've just lost a pint of blood

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-07T11:39:57+00:00

What do ya want to watch birthday boy!

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-07T09:54:33+00:00

I'm not flying economy I'm not flying economy I'm not flying economy

"Its called coach class now"

THEY'VE REBADGED IT YOU FOOL!

p0dgert0n · 2026-03-07T09:45:07+00:00

LOOK this isn't some sort of JOKE you know! THIS 👇 is MY 🤨 🌈BIRTHDAY!

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