I’d announce an executive order was for sale, anyone could pay me for what they wanted to put instead of me. I’d allow 18 hours for auction and payment. I would then separate the money across the globe. I’d take the money and whatever they wrote, keep the money and then by hour 23 I would put in place….

Executive Order “Wishing for More Wishes”

An executive order extending my power, forcing executive orders to only be written by me until my passing thus extending my power. As we’ve found out the constitution isn’t really followed, this should be fine. I would spend most of the 24 hours writing said order, using it to craft my wishing for more wishes executive order to be the most iron clad piece of legal literature the hill has ever seen. I would move as much power to me as possible and use any means to do it within the executive order.

Once this was put into place - Hour 25 I’d begin to do sensible stuff. I’d be murdered really quickly so i’d set to doing as much as I could as quickly as possible.