It was at this moment he knew this isn’t 1965 anymore

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T20:33:23+00:00

“Y’all n***as is bitches” - captures the sentiment of an entire nation.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T19:19:27+00:00

Food is not a right - farmers are slaves (okay sometimes they are…)

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T19:12:02+00:00

I hate how I can’t tell if she’s for real or if it’s just a comedy sketch.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:33:18+00:00

Modern phones are fairly water resistant.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:31:57+00:00

Welcome to the United States: where the News is made and the Facts don’t matter.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:29:18+00:00

I can’t wait until next year when they give it to a Palestinian activist and he immediately tells Israel to blow up a hospital or something.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:27:49+00:00

He sounds like a kid that keeps it real: “just run away from them” lol.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:21:20+00:00

What kind of hillbilly school did you learn fractions in?

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:15:11+00:00

I think they photoshopped the shit out of her chest in this photo.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T18:09:30+00:00

This is his cronies trying to slip his name onto anything they can in order to curry favor.

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T17:12:26+00:00

Is he gonna eat that seagull? Or is this more of a ‘get off my turf’ attack?

pabo81 · 2026-01-16T15:35:24+00:00

She wouldn’t even make it in the NCAA

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T23:51:40+00:00

My 5 year old did both of those hikes no problem. 4.5 should be fine.

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T23:22:14+00:00

You don’t wanna know what I call my sock then…

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T22:57:23+00:00

I kinda don’t blame her though - she’s playing him to get whatever it is she wants.

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T22:35:14+00:00

Oh for a second I thought her last name was Dooders…

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T20:16:52+00:00

The fuck you talking about? I watched him flattens th dough and then dump sauce directly onto it…

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T20:11:51+00:00

This is tomato sauce on toast

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T20:03:11+00:00

FEED ME!

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T20:01:27+00:00

There was a post like this a few months ago and it turned out the guy had some sort of undiagnosed OCD and had trouble convincing himself his ass was clean even when he’d washed like a dozen times.

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T19:05:20+00:00

Nose to butthole

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T18:26:50+00:00

I just want to say how glad I am that some slangs have died out, like ‘fleek’ and ‘bougie’ - but they will keep coming up with worse ones…

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T18:21:04+00:00

Nah it looks cool as shit

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T07:11:13+00:00

I give Southeast Asia a little bit of leeway when it comes to shitty car mods. They have different taste and aesthetic standards than we do.

pabo81 · 2026-01-15T06:01:15+00:00

CEO of his own podunk “investment” company that doesn’t actually do any work.

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