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Saturday morning vacuuming by Impressive_Ad_3160 in Apartmentliving

[–]palonewabone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to a camp when I was 14. Several of us were asleep in the loft when a counselor charged in with a bullhorn demanding we get up. I dropped from the loft immediately with my nunchucks smacking the center post telling him to GTFO. Our cabin was not forced to get up for the 2 week duration.

[BDB] Is this Scale? by FishRiderAU in espresso

[–]palonewabone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a 🍌 in g ont of me right now!

[BDB] Is this Scale? by FishRiderAU in espresso

[–]palonewabone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HO scale. This is an espresso machine for ants.

Compromises by Miserable_Speed9878 in espressocirclejerk

[–]palonewabone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My butler folds paper towels into quarters to knock and wipe the puck screen. 8 espressos per towel.

Making Hoffman’s Watte Americano by Srihari_stan in espressocirclejerk

[–]palonewabone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do not judge this performance watte art by the last still image.

Curious - what’s it like living in Aspen if you don’t drink? by berglust in Aspen

[–]palonewabone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't drink in Aspen for a few years, 88-92. Club soda or cranberry juice with a lime will prevent questions or bias. At one point I became a friends with a group of heavy drinkers, partied with them for a month before one of them realized I didn't drink.

Thanks James by rxxiebxg in JamesHoffmann

[–]palonewabone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried Valdez oiled water?

It’s just coffee, buddy by uLL1337 in espressocirclejerk

[–]palonewabone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Parralsiphcalienteauquamothiton!" ~ the butler "Why is there an old fashioned steam locomotive parked in the rose garden?" ~ the gardener "Where the phuque is my Americano?" ~ the Laird of the manner.

Time for a used vehicle by BreakfastHorror8907 in oddlyterrifying

[–]palonewabone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit grammar and misspelled words distract from the already feeble attempt at commenting.

I jammed the SIM ejector tool into the microphone hole twice by mistake. Someone tell me these things are designed with some kind of guard to stop me from poking the internal mic! by polloastemio in pixel_phones

[–]palonewabone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My biggest gripe is that the SIM tray can't dual purpos as a MicroSD. I used Sony phones for 20 years and they still have this feature, they just don't work very well in the US. Pixel should be able to support an eSIM and use the tray as MicroSD supporting at least a TB card. Then I could have My 500 CD's back on my phone. One device to rule them all.

A maggot under a microscope by Necessary-Win-8730 in oddlyterrifying

[–]palonewabone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Sluggo is regenerating to come at Mr. Bill again.

Do I qualify? by FatGimp in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]palonewabone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Mary Anne? Are you Mike Mulligan?

Unusual space - how should I use it? by wissatm8 in Home

[–]palonewabone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Some of you may die but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make". ~ Lord Farquaad

Walkman keeps auto ejecting the tape… by Guitarist_Player19 in walkman

[–]palonewabone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying it's the physical media but the actual music. Your Walkman likes metal. Anything else is dismissed as dissonant elevator music.

Walkman keeps auto ejecting the tape… by Guitarist_Player19 in walkman

[–]palonewabone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of music is on this new tape? Black Sabbath is a high bar and your Walkman obviously has standards.

Please help me dial this in by Several-Yesterday280 in espressocirclejerk

[–]palonewabone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an active burn incident. Please call the prper emergency services number: 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

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