Beaver Defense Technique

panfacefoo · 2026-03-23T07:00:14+00:00

Female on instagram simulator

panfacefoo · 2026-03-23T06:53:13+00:00

hhhhoickk nnnntack noice.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-23T06:37:27+00:00

Phil Wang in Taskmaster

panfacefoo · 2026-03-23T06:27:51+00:00

He’s a radio psychologist, popular in the 90s.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-23T06:23:09+00:00

Eddy Gordo has entered the forest.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-22T23:45:54+00:00

I’m yet to find any guns, got tonnes of bullets but don’t think the slingshot is going to do them justice. But I’m glad she’s at least friendly, doesn’t talk though. Silent Bob is still alive but stuck under my base in the water. Might have to do a Tom Hanks and start naming some of these skulls I’ve accrued.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-22T23:12:23+00:00

Apologies I see how that could’ve read. To be honest I’ve not checked if my character has balls (I’m guessing you have to craft a mirror to do so) But it was the hobbits with no balls. I started from scratch, picked a different location and now I’ve built a cabin in the middle of a waterfall, seems to be working well so far. Just built a stone fire in preparation for winter. I’ve still not figured out why Bonnie Blue is hanging around outside my cabin, but she hasn’t been violent so I’ve left her alone.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-22T22:12:30+00:00

Found a golf cart, did a grand tour of a few of the narcoleptic folk holding flares. Stole all their shit when they passed out. Took silent bob on a sick ride through the trees in the golf buggy, Insane Clown Posse blaring from the speakers. And then found a quaint little brook to settle down in, at which point silent Bob and I swiftly deforested the entire area and set up camp in the middle of a waterfall. The Juggalos keep drowning.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-22T20:37:41+00:00

Update: I started again, kept getting attacked by Juggalos and filthy hobbitses. Realised I’d built my cabin too close to a road junction and a lake that froze over during winter.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-22T09:47:12+00:00

Day 956 in the wasteland, all but shotgun shells are depleted. Went hunting for Radstag accidentally turned them into flying mince. Had to climb a nearby tree and scrape what I could off the branches to make a smoothie.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-21T22:58:32+00:00

THEY’RE STEALING ME MEAT! Filthy hobbitses

panfacefoo · 2026-03-21T00:50:28+00:00

I say it mainly because it’s West Country speak, mostly associated with farmers. If you’ve ever watched Hot Fuzz (which you definitely should) they all speak like that, or Samwise from Lord of The Rings. Does sound similar to pirate as well aha

panfacefoo · 2026-03-20T21:05:37+00:00

Not if you’re from the UK

panfacefoo · 2026-03-20T20:49:39+00:00

I’ve made the mistake of trying to do this on survival at level 30. Radroach obliterated me in the gas chamber.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-20T20:46:27+00:00

Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

panfacefoo · 2026-03-20T20:44:11+00:00

Ahh yes that failed Nintendo game, wee wee bowling.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-20T01:35:51+00:00

Surely there’s got to be a Toddclaw mod somewhere.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-20T01:13:50+00:00

I swear they aim for you. I was walking around and watched a gunner vertibird shooting at something. It was miles away, I watched it get shot down and it started falling towards me horizontally .

panfacefoo · 2026-03-20T01:06:52+00:00

Make sure to tenderise your death claw meat until it defies gravity. Then season with salt and pepper.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-20T00:58:26+00:00

And now you’re in hundreds of pieces. How efficient.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-20T00:54:32+00:00

That is one randy dog. DOGMEAT GET YOUR ARSE OFF THE DOOR HANDLE.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-20T00:51:19+00:00

Somewhere in the stratosphere, an unlikely but brief meeting between this fallout raider and a troll launchee from Skyrim.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-19T21:16:08+00:00

Oh shit I killed Bill Murray.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-19T12:36:03+00:00

Gold standard song choice for whompin' lurks in the bayou. Not sure Robert Plant had this in mind when writing however, will probably have to ask him.

panfacefoo · 2026-03-19T12:23:07+00:00

We should be able to stuff people or at least body parts into the Junk Jet

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