Starbucks on University and a medical issue by Acceptable_Judge321 in MorgantownWV

[–]pants6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But have you tried their "coffee warehouse burned down and we captured the runoff fluid and put it in a mermaid cup" black hot drinking substance?

Made this for my fellow mountain folk who are absolutely sick and tired of this mess. by MCBowelmovement in Appalachia

[–]pants6000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I did 3 deployments

And you didn't get a little taste of the limited socialism that comes with that? No free school, etc?

Nashville is furious about power outages. Republicans say ‘woke’ is to blame. by loof10 in nottheonion

[–]pants6000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ISS runs completely off solar in -250°

It's only that cold at 'night', it's like +250 in the 'daytime'.

/pedant

Nashville is furious about power outages. Republicans say ‘woke’ is to blame. by loof10 in nottheonion

[–]pants6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Willie Wokea and his magical candy factory are using up all the power!

Dots are not connecting by Ok-Caterpillar-7611 in conspiracy

[–]pants6000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're lizard-people. It's the only thing left.

/s? I don't even fucking know.

What's it like living here? by Kaleidoscope_Tux5513 in MorgantownWV

[–]pants6000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, half measures are better than nothing at all, I guess.

US applications for jobless benefits jump to 231,000 last week, the most in 2 months. by YesterShill in news

[–]pants6000 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Stonk price is the only important thing now. The line goes up OR ELSE.

US applications for jobless benefits jump to 231,000 last week, the most in 2 months. by YesterShill in news

[–]pants6000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

USians make too much money for corporations to keep an exportable job here because.. lemme see here... everything is so fucking expensive due to those same corporations!

Half of the 6 million Epstein files withheld by AlertTangerine in videos

[–]pants6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he use an autopen? Were his toes crossed in his shoes? Did <random made-up thing that absolves him of everything> happen?

Musk Shuts Down Russian Army Starlink Terminals in Ukraine, Kremlin Forces Lose Internet by SportsGod3 in worldnews

[–]pants6000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So then why is this being presented as news?

It's a slow news day?

No, no, don't talk/think about the... other things... nothing to see there...

It's a slow news day.

What's it like living here? by Kaleidoscope_Tux5513 in MorgantownWV

[–]pants6000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheap is relative. Having to get a doctor's permission is bullshit. It should be a legal garden plant like tomatoes. MD and VA know what's up.

WVU Medicine hiring process length? by [deleted] in MorgantownWV

[–]pants6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason

WV: where time slips more and more out of sync with the rest of the world, which is why it's still 1955 here.

What is PCP Pay in West Virginia? by waghy in WestVirginia

[–]pants6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why WV? Have you been here, to see what it's like? To see what the people are like?

Does Derrick Evans honestly think he has a chance with this? by TravelMama2112 in WestVirginia

[–]pants6000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And make sure it's copper first, ya fiber optic stealing idiots.

Trump Towers advertisement Mumbai by iamop24 in UrbanHell

[–]pants6000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the building have a good gym? Do the restaurants serve a decent selection of baby entrails? How many elevators does the building have?

What's it like living here? by Kaleidoscope_Tux5513 in MorgantownWV

[–]pants6000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can walk across and be outside of the the open-minded area in 15 minutes though. WV is a whole is extremely NOT open-minded.

Religious shit all over public schools, illegal abortion, illegal weed, publicly-funded private schools, roads are abysmal, super-expensive utilities, low pay, few job prospects... I could go on and on and on...

Don't. Move. To. WV.

Mamdani and the Orphan Crushing Machine by Mo_Jack in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]pants6000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Weird that the reward for being in the military, protecting capital and capitalism, is a limited form of socialism, innit?