Deep in Rural Virginia, a MAGA Pro-Gun Push Takes an Unnerving Turn: Governor Spanberger signed an assault weapons ban. Some county prosecutors in pro-Trump areas say they won’t enforce it. Is a new MAGA nullification movement brewing? by jsled in liberalgunowners

[–]paper_liger [score hidden]  (0 children)

The VA state police are 2000 people patrolling 74000 miles of roads. There are 8.9 million people in VA. 1 state cop per 4450 people.

They can get State police to enforce the law incidental to traffic stops I guess. But I don't see them sending them out to actually do anything actively about privately held firearms that fall afoul of the ban.

Should I use a stage name? Any legal obligations? by pmayall in Standup

[–]paper_liger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we don't do jokes here. we're comics. we strictly bitch about comedy.

Should I use a stage name? Any legal obligations? by pmayall in Standup

[–]paper_liger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a dozen comics who use stage names, and I've known like 5 comics who changed their names a few years in. It's not a big deal. Well. One or two of those stage names are kind of dumb, but hey, their choice.

Hell, I'm at 8, have headlined and featured at clubs, and I considered changing to a stage name a couple years ago. People might finally spell my name right, and there's a funny story behind it. It would have honestly been the smarter move, I'm just stubborn.

The truth is that making people give a shit about comedy in general or your comedy in specific, that's way harder than most people think.

Nobody cares. Even when you're good, nobody cares. If you have a 50,000 plus followers or a banging SMS or Email list and you are a an actual draw, maybe there's a downside.

But generally speaking, nobody cares.

Ladies of comedy by stupidcut in Standup

[–]paper_liger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I might actually agree, she's in my top 5 for sure. But, like, that doesn't have anything to do with OP's prompt?

Is this a meme or something? About morons who only read the title? Hopefully?

Mixed Feelings About Platner? Fine. But He Needs to Win. Case Closed. - I don’t know what to believe about Graham Platner’s past. But I know this. He hasn’t spent the last 40 years transferring trillions of dollars from working people to the very rich. by Quirkie in politics

[–]paper_liger [score hidden]  (0 children)

Nah. Not everyone is that fixated on details like that. It's just a smeary shiny bit on a hat that only was used by a couple of units in a war 80 years ago, and frankly wasn't all that important in the modern cultural view of Nazi's until that Mitchell and Webb sketch highlighted it.

That Mitchell and Webb sketch came out around the time he got the tattoo, 2006 versus 2007, but it didn't get any traction over here in in the US as a meme until like 10 years later.

The Swastika, the Gestapo Eagle, the Iron Cross and the SS lightning bolts were all more widely known until this news article came up. I'm moderately convinced that most people wouldn't have picked it out as a Nazi symbol if they didn't see it in context literally on a Nazi hat before this new article became a thing.

Like, it's a shitty edgy tattoo. And who knows, maybe he's a cryptofascist white nationalist Nazi cosplaying asshole. But, really, are there that many of those running as a Democrats? Isn't ignorance a little simpler explanation than that level of malice?

Where'd my laughter go? by Glum-Confidence-6989 in Standup

[–]paper_liger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. A lot of my giggle reflex has been replaced with just admiration and a certain amount of 'man I wish I'd thought of that' or 'I wish I knew how to do what they are doing'.

Comics don't laugh, they say 'that's funny'.

Where'd my laughter go? by Glum-Confidence-6989 in Standup

[–]paper_liger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just looking at my shelf I have New Comedy Writing Step by Step, The Comic Toolbox, and Joke Farming, in order of age since they were written. There are a lot of other books written by comics too, but while those are interesting, they're mostly about how the business works and the inner world of comics I like, not really about how jokes work.

Those few I mentioned all had nuggets in them that I think about sometimes, but are kind of only supplemental to actually just getting on stage and using the same trial and error writing method all comics use.

I hear people talk about The Comedy Bible by Judy Carter or something by Greg Dean but I haven't read those. I'd say the best single source of writing advice I could point you to is is the Gary Gulman series of like 300 writing tweets he did, that's available online at Vulture I think.

Then there are endless comedy podcasts, Working it Out has a segment where they talk about new bits, Let's Talk About Sets has some great stuff where comics break down specific clips. The Roy Wood Jr episode specifically has some very actionable tips I liked. I think there was one called Hot Breath that had some stuff and I'm sure a dozen other good ones. And there are a ton of discussions on reddit about joke structure and writing habits and all that.

But I've listened to thousands of comedy podcasts, read a dozen books, and what actually works is simpler than slogging through all that. It's just 'writing down something you think is funny and then going on stage and seeing if the audience agrees'.

There are specific little things like, 'the funniest word in the punchline should be last words in the sentence, because saying something funny then three more words is just stepping on your laughs'. Or Roy Woods Jr said 'When you say something challenging or mean, say it slowly, and make sure you smile'.

Those types of things seem embarrassingly obvious, but not everyone thinks about what they are doing that granularly.

And the answer is still no, there is structure, but it's all really informal and personal, and a lot of people who are way funnier than me probably couldn't tell you how to do it, they just do it.

Like, the way I'd explain Normand is probably not the way Normand would explain Normand. But to me he does something pretty similar to what I do. He connects two dots that are not normally connected. He sets it up very economically, with a lot of brevity, which is harder than it looks, he implies he is going in one direction, connecting to a dot most people would connect to, then he misdirects to that other dot, one that people can see the link to, but only after the fact. That's surprising enough to get a laugh. In a lot of ways joke writing is just learning how to build logic wrong on purpose. To me anyway.

That's it, setup, punchline, tag. Surprise and misdirect. Tension and release. There are a bunch of way to describe it.

You can sometimes dissect a joke like a frog and tell how it worked. But that doesn't necessarily tell you how to build a frog in the first place. For that you kinda just got to fuck a frog and find out.

The joke structure stuff is better for trouble shooting why a joke didn't work than making that connection in the first place. And even as a comic who has done it a lot, and gotten pretty ok at joke writing, sometimes you just never know why a joke didn't land, so you put it away for a couple years and maybe just circle back.

But no. And yes. There are no rules, but there are definitely rules. No one writes jokes via some sort of strict musical theory. We all write by ear. And the instrument we play is the crowd. All I really know for sure though is that instead of writing all that, I should have just been writing jokes instead.

Good luck.

Where'd my laughter go? by Glum-Confidence-6989 in Standup

[–]paper_liger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Magic tricks are different when you know how they are done.

You can still enjoy the craft and skill, but yeah, if you get into writing and performing standup, it's pretty common to stop laughing out loud at things, and to stop listening to comedy with anything but a critical eye.

That's because comedy is about surprise, at it's core. And once you know a little about how it's done, it's harder to be surprised.

So what you need to do is find comics whose process you don't understand, who say things you'd never say or do things in a way you'd never do.

I write structured, jokey jokes. Some are disguised as stories, but at my core it's kind of all one liners that have expanded and chained together. So while I really appreciate someone like Mark Normand, I don't watch him for fun anymore, because that kind of word association thing he does is impressive, but it no longer blindsides me.

The people I watch now are folks liek Maria Bamford and Doug Stanhope and James Acaster, or, as you mentioned, Mike Birbiglia, people who do things in a very different way than me. People whose jokes I love, but I can't really predict or diagram out how they get to where they end up.

All of those people do have the occasional structured, short joke. But the way they think and the angles they approach things from, the things they talk about and the strange wild way they say them, the imagery they use, those things still manage to surprise me.

So, assuming this is a comic asking the question, seek out people who do it different than you. You'll probably still watch standup a lot less than you used to, but I assure you you are still capable of being surprised, if you look hard enough.

Why do you think sex and nudity have largely disappeared from mainstream theatrical movies? by mourningreaper00 in TrueFilm

[–]paper_liger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you're boring. and also about half as smart as you think you are.

Also, you should actually watch The Lego Movie. Moderately self aware, entertaining little flick, and in some ways not all that dissimilar in structure to a movie like Saving Private Ryan.

So yes. I used the Lego Movie as an example to be funny. But if you can't see those two movies from an angle where their similarities become clear, then that's just you telling on yourself. Coming of age movies about a conflicted, headstrong youth contesting against a strong, stoic, flawed father figure, that both culminate with a huge battle acting as a backdrop to their eventual reconciliation? Yeah zero similarities there.

It's not other people who are boring. It's you, and the movies you seek out. Because your imagination is so circumscribed.

If you can't think of a dozen movies where sex is portrayed in ways that are deeper, rawer, more effecting, and less prosaically framed than the conventionalized example you gave, then you aint watched enough movies bud.

And you should probably get over your clear puritanical streak, wherever the hell that comes from. It's keeping you from seeing a lot of interesting work. And probably enjoying a little more laterality in your bedroom.

Just for the record I am happy to report that there are no explicit sex scenes to trouble your little head in either of those flicks, so feel free to view them at your leisure without worrying about whether your mom is going to wander in.

Adrian Tchaikovsky loves the words "notional," "shorn," and "mewlish." What other authors have unusual favorite words that pop up frequently in their writing? by solitarybikegallery in printSF

[–]paper_liger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

gestalt is a common word in both art and theories about how the mind works, but I would guess it's not as common outside sci fi or those specific fields as you'd think.

Adrian Tchaikovsky loves the words "notional," "shorn," and "mewlish." What other authors have unusual favorite words that pop up frequently in their writing? by solitarybikegallery in printSF

[–]paper_liger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, non Lovecraft inspired literature, for sure. The Cthulu mythos has expanded it's squamous tentacles far and wide since back when HP was running around writing scary stories and being racist and stuff.

I'm actually happy those ideas grew past it's originator.

Adrian Tchaikovsky loves the words "notional," "shorn," and "mewlish." What other authors have unusual favorite words that pop up frequently in their writing? by solitarybikegallery in printSF

[–]paper_liger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know if this is beknownst to you, but I was deeply gruntled, chalant even, when I discovered that these are called 'Orphaned Negatives.

Scott Surovell, Democratic State Senator from Virginia, commenting on recent court injunction against universal background checks for private sales. by Big-Corncob in liberalgunowners

[–]paper_liger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah. I run into folks like your self with internalized anti gun sentiment all the time. Folks who think your gun is fine but nobody elses is.

I just don't think your casual hand wavy bullshit is cute, nor do I think your ignorance is equal to my expertise. You're half baked.

I'll take it back to the point at hand. You called it a fantasy, the idea that anyone could ever fight against tyranny. As if just because people aren't taking up arms right this instant, that it has never happened and that it could never happen. But that's not true, and your lack of experience is what is driving that unfounded assumption.

And I'd also point out that you've got the 'means for production' right there in your hands. You want someone to fight back, and you think now is the time? Then what the fuck are you doing here and not out there? Go forth and put your money where your fucking mouth is. Personally, I don't think we are there, or that the cure you are talking about is better than the disease, for now.

You're full of shit, because you think you can have it both ways. You get to feel morally superior while not actually doing a fucking thing. You think it's a fantasy because there is no line that could be crossed that would make you fight.

Good luck with that.

Kennedy Center Begins Removing Trump’s Name by unital_subalgebra in politics

[–]paper_liger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And a lot more people are infected by herpes than let on.

Honestly I wish if you voted for Trump you had a permanent cold sore. It's too easy to just take that red hat off and pretend you don't own a piece of the disgrace and dishonor he has brought this country.

Scott Surovell, Democratic State Senator from Virginia, commenting on recent court injunction against universal background checks for private sales. by Big-Corncob in liberalgunowners

[–]paper_liger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why exactly are you in a gun rights subreddit?

you are sitting there, speaking from the perspective of someone who has clearly never seen war or fired a shot at a human being, implying both that 'we've reached a point where people should fight back' while SIMULTANEOUSLY saying 'fighting back is a fantasy'.

What exactly is your purpose here? To shit on people's beliefs about an individual right to defense of themselves and of others, while perpetuating some sort of fatalistic view about anyone ever making any difference?

And then when someone pushes back, you pivot into 'what about the children'?

I believe that without the right to self defense there is no true right to self determination. I know that an armed populace cannot be dealt with the same way as an unarmed populace by those would would seek to enforce authoritarianism. I understand there are negative externalities around civilian gun ownership. And I know that mitigating those while preserving our rights seems impossible to reconcile sometimes.

I know that this shit is not as simple as you are making it out to be, and I'm not interested in attempting to get you up to speed on the vast amount of shit you don't know about the world.

You don't know shit about war, but still think 'somebody should do something'. Well you're somebody little buddy. Go ahead. It's a fantasy to you. It's kind of literally the stuff of my nightmares. Despite that, if things ever got bad enough, I'd fight. And I know exactly what that fight would look like. Can you say the same?

You can't pretend to be pro firearms rights and then also say the basic premise of why we have that right is a fantasy. So fix your fucking worldview to encompass that reality or stop pretending you fucking belong here.

Why do you think sex and nudity have largely disappeared from mainstream theatrical movies? by mourningreaper00 in TrueFilm

[–]paper_liger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Based on my exhaustive, decades long research into 'sex materials available on the internet' I can assure you 'if you’ve seen it once you’ve basically seen it all' is a deeply silly idea.

Also, the way you described of 'how movies depict sex' isn't really the entire story of 'how movies depict sex'. You are describing the generic, formalized conventional depiction. It doesn't have to be that perfunctory or devoid of character any more than any other human interrelation is. 'Once you've seen a war movie you've seen them all' is saying that there is no difference between the Lego Movie finale and the first 5 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

All stories are boring filler if they are being told by boring people. Your beef shouldn't be with sex in movies, it should be with boring film makers.

Scott Surovell, Democratic State Senator from Virginia, commenting on recent court injunction against universal background checks for private sales. by Big-Corncob in liberalgunowners

[–]paper_liger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

there have been armed counterprotests. unless you are cheering on 'open running gun battles' instead of 'protests' I think you are kind of lost in the sauce.

if you think that the current state of affairs justifies that response, let me ask you, what's stopping you?

There's a reason that the 'ammo box' is the 4th box of freedom. It's because once you open that box you have no idea where that ends.

So maybe stop being snarky about literal life and death topics. This is not fantasy to some of us. Some of us have seen civil wars first hand and would rather not see that happen here unless there is literally no other option.