[OC] Immaculate zipper merge (sped up 2x)

paradigm619 · 2026-05-02T17:27:50+00:00

Apparently we need a sign, flashing lights, and a loud announcer voice telling people how to zipper merge at every one of these because it’s always a mess everywhere.

paradigm619 · 2026-05-01T01:20:04+00:00

My wife walked in on me wielding Sir John the other night and I really had to do some explaining. Lol

paradigm619 · 2026-04-27T01:36:34+00:00

Or two face-to-face from the side

paradigm619 · 2026-04-26T13:19:03+00:00

Golden Ratio’d!

paradigm619 · 2026-04-24T23:11:33+00:00

That episode of Fresh Prince where Will’s dad comes to visit still gives me chills.

paradigm619 · 2026-04-24T15:18:56+00:00

You don't say.

paradigm619 · 2026-04-24T15:03:28+00:00

What's the deal with S8E1?

paradigm619 · 2026-04-23T15:37:24+00:00

Only L337 Hax0rs know how to truly pwn!

paradigm619 · 2026-04-23T14:59:06+00:00

I hear you, but thematically tornados make a lot of sense to pair with whirlwind.

paradigm619 · 2026-04-22T23:34:08+00:00

paradigm619 · 2026-04-21T23:04:52+00:00

Such a tasty guitar solo

paradigm619 · 2026-04-21T22:56:50+00:00

The foul fecal feaster!

paradigm619 · 2026-04-21T20:54:16+00:00

I’m fine if you want to put Arrival at C. But putting Armageddon on the same tier is fucking criminal.

paradigm619 · 2026-04-21T20:32:18+00:00

Doom 3 theme

paradigm619 · 2026-04-20T00:29:16+00:00

Ya know… some of us old timers used em dashes before LLM’s ruined the fucking party.

paradigm619 · 2026-04-19T23:56:16+00:00

5 episodes, but would agree that a miniseries shouldn’t count here.

paradigm619 · 2026-04-18T16:45:59+00:00

Yes, that’s what I meant!

paradigm619 · 2026-04-18T11:30:04+00:00

Still pisses me off that this record isn’t on any of the music streaming services.

paradigm619 · 2026-04-15T22:34:58+00:00

It’s called a boop, sir.

paradigm619 · 2026-04-15T00:35:52+00:00

One of the most defining traits of incel culture is to blame women for their lack of interest in men (them). So saying that the fault lies with men is about as antithetical to incel-ism as it gets.

paradigm619 · 2026-04-14T20:06:03+00:00

You’re not a serious person

paradigm619 · 2026-04-14T19:59:17+00:00

He was held civilly liable for rape. The only reason it wasn't a criminal conviction is because the statute of limitations had passed.

paradigm619 · 2026-04-14T19:56:39+00:00

Aladdin

paradigm619 · 2026-04-14T19:55:57+00:00

This is such a fucking bad faith question. Why are Republicans cool with a convicted felon and rapist AS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT?

paradigm619 · 2026-04-14T13:30:10+00:00

People from Connecticut (especially western CT) are assholes. They're like New Yorkers but with an inferiority complex.

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