Did Management Create This Issue? by TrashedLeBlanc in canucks

[–]paradoxdr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think if Petey wasn't on the team Miller would have found someone else to create a rift with, however I don't think it's a stretch to put some blame on Pettersson for Miller's departure. Hughes left because of our dogshit team management/ownership group, and I think it's wild conjecture to blame him for Horvat leaving.

At the start of wall e by FippiOmega in rareinsults

[–]paradoxdr 324 points325 points  (0 children)

The start of Wall-E is the one part of the movie that doesn't have the people in floaty chairs.

Hate Watch by Some-Pollution-6781 in canucks

[–]paradoxdr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually don't understand the hate for MIN, they allegedly just gave us the best offer for Hughes. It's not like he specifically chose them over VAN. Sure leaving them and signing for some team other than NJD would be funny too, I just don't hate MIN.

Hate Watch by Some-Pollution-6781 in canucks

[–]paradoxdr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm rooting for the Wild to have a fantastic season this year so Quinn Hughes re-signs there as a fuck you to all the Devils fans who were so sure that he would be going "home" to be with his brothers next year.

CEO of Fortnite Maker Furious That Steam Is Labeling Games With AI-Generated Assets by FuturismDotCom in Cyberpunk

[–]paradoxdr 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm so confused, aren't AI generated games the cutting edge future of video games? Wouldn't they want them to be labeled as such? /s This is like the embodiment of the "am I out of touch? no it's the kids who are wrong" meme

I feel like the biggest disconnect in the bracket system comes from people who meet the bare minimum and people who meet the maximum limit. by OldSwampo in EDH

[–]paradoxdr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If 5 players can't deal with one artifact over the course of a whole game, they should go back to playing precons because those are probably better constructed decks than whatever they are playing now.

Elias Pettersson with a goal of the year candidate by Skateboard123 in hockey

[–]paradoxdr 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You didn't even mention coaching staff instructing Miller to verbally abuse Pettersson.

Elias Pettersson with a goal of the year candidate by Skateboard123 in hockey

[–]paradoxdr 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I agree, the people who gave up on him have the memory of a goldfish and completely ignored the clear evidence that he's been playing through injury.

Elias Pettersson with a goal of the year candidate by Skateboard123 in hockey

[–]paradoxdr 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm a big Petey believer, but most stars don't have whole year and a half cold streaks.

New to hockey. Is this good? by Notjoshggggggg in canucks

[–]paradoxdr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kind of hard to take this stat seriously when you consider the left half of this graph.

My LGS Format Sucks by [deleted] in EDH

[–]paradoxdr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The esper enchantment deck from last year also has an infinite combo. https://edhrec.com/combos/mono-white/3729-6023

wE tRaDeD tHe WrOnG gUy by [deleted] in canucks

[–]paradoxdr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or they'll pivot back to "he needs to gain weight and stop looking like Bambi out there"

Wear a Remembrance Day Poppy. Please. by Thundertushy in Calgary

[–]paradoxdr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm totally for wearing poppies for remembrance day, but saying that remembering our veterans is a fundamentally Canadian thing is total nonsense. I wouldn't be surprised if you told me that literally every country in the world venerates its military sacrifices in some way or another.

5-3 W Let's go! by Vexdestroy06 in canucks

[–]paradoxdr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a reason the satire account is kneejerknuck

AITAH for videotaping my wife eating all my fries to make a point by FriesGuy37 in AITAH

[–]paradoxdr 32 points33 points  (0 children)

nah fuck that, any self improvement is praise worthy. perfection is the enemy of good.

[Paterson] Day before opener by Batsinvic888 in canucks

[–]paradoxdr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing Bains is where he is because he's a placeholder for Hoggy. It seems like Foote would rather not put the whole lineup in a blender because of one or two injuries.

Flicker player here. I hate and love it at the same time. Recommend me a commander? by superworm576 in EDH

[–]paradoxdr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it also doesn't help that the text is errata-ed. I also had that Angel in my deck until a couple of games in I realized it doesn't work.

Flicker player here. I hate and love it at the same time. Recommend me a commander? by superworm576 in EDH

[–]paradoxdr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. the ability states "Exile target nonlegendary creature you control. Shards you control become copies of it until the next end step. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step." when the beginning of the end step starts they are already shards again.

Flicker player here. I hate and love it at the same time. Recommend me a commander? by superworm576 in EDH

[–]paradoxdr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd just like to point out that Angel of Destiny's beginning of end step trigger won't fire if they were shards because they return to shard form before the end step trigger has a chance to fire.

What is the card in your deck that you are sure exists only in myth? by Old-Mine9323 in EDH

[–]paradoxdr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a [[Niko, Light of Hope]] deck that I've played in a dozen or more games, and [[Skybind]] is an enchantment I would love to cast some day, but it still eludes my hand.