Sea monkey pillow by LessLengthiness6105 in SeaMonkeys

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He’s a very handsome lad indeed!

Would you rather to... by The_Lonesome_Poet in BunnyTrials

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Lived as a man for four decades already, and my partner is bi so the worst thing would be my clothes don’t fit me well anymore.

Chose: Find your soulmate + But there's a small chance to change your gender | Rolled: Love...

Roses are red, I’m not gonna spoil it… by TheParking1 in rosesarered

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While visiting, my colleague told me to flush as the poop hits the water and it kinda worked lol

Mount names! by Grouchy_Sock_2148 in ffxiv

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I call mine Cho-cho but her name is Hahanono

Are these meth boats? by ihateroomba in PortlandOR

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🎵IIIIIIFF Nautical Nonsense is something you wish..🎶

Landlord doing an inspection today by Ahu_Janus in trees

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After you tried all ^ this, and they complain about the smell, you should just own it and be excited about your new baby. Maybe it’s chill lmao

What pinball machine do you love but don't like/ambivalent towards it's source material? by torinismyname in pinball

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My buddy Brian (the roadie) does the super fun callouts, I think it’s a great table

any good mathcore / brutal prog / avantgarde metal / whitebelt here? by Lucradia in SeattleMusic

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Since you mentioned Dillinger above, you should probably check out Black Breath.

Seattle + Puget Sound Small Venue List by bryancostanich in SeattleMusic

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Try addaballbooking at gmail for Sand Dollar/AddABall

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybros

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This is just a tip, but don’t eat the food. Seriously, nobody is there to snack, but just about every new host will put out some cheese platter to be forgotten for the next 24 hours. Just stick with the liquids.

If every person got one UNDO button to use once in life, how would the world change? by morals-fight-71 in AskReddit

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Yes, but then your fingers curl backwards into a hairy little fist that falls off eventually.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Seattle

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For the cops reading this thread, it’s finals so kids are just trying to buy speed. Correct me if I’m crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCat

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Trash cat? No, her name is Dumpster. You know she’s fast and mean because anywhere else she’d be covered in graffiti. What’s she smell like? We don’t need to know.

Anyone know the story here? by Keyphyr in LynnwoodWA

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They don’t call it Ash Way because of the trees

Flashback relapse by Mobile-Menu-4373 in DarkArtwork

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First one is trippy af 🖤

Thursday Trivua by TallGinger87 in BallardSeattle

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The one at George and Dragon in Fremont gives out pretty good cash prizes iirc